Ask riddle's egregious forehead

Riddle has such a big forehead, it became its own person

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Hello, this is Riddle’s egregiously large forehead. He has so many rules in his brain, it gave me consciousness. Cayter gave me a phone and made me a blog. Send me questions and I will answer them like the girlboss ruler I am.

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Hello! This is mod, xoxofromplanetearth! I made this account because ! though it would be really funny :) you guys can address me as Just "Mod" or "Bleebus", and I use She/Her, while Riddle's forehead uses He/Him!

My text will look like this

and Riddle's text will look like this

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Like all (not really) good queens, one must have rules that are expected to be abided by! Here are the rules that govern this ask blog: Standard DNI, no harassment of mod or riddle (teasing is fine but I'm not sure how to answer), please no sexual asks or flirting, Mod is a minor (why would you even want to flirt with a teenagers forehead?). If I do not answer an ask it either, a. was offensive, b. I didn't know how to answer, or c. It didn't follow any of my rules Mod is not omnipotent and cannot know the answer to all of your questions! I will try my best to be "in-character" but don't expect Broadway level acting. Other ask blogs are encouraged to interact! While mod doesn't really care if you ship or not, please keep the ships legal.

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Asks: [Think Think Brain Blast] Reblogs: [Intellectual Conversation] Others: [Ramble On] Mod: [Lord Bleebus on the Mic]

[fairestvil]

Check on your students my queen they are mouthing off on twitter dot com 😭

...I- ...I think it's time the dorm has a talk regarding what is and isn't appropriate to say about others. This is- not what I was expecting to see, ever.

[pomefiorefalsies]

Ew. I wish I was still just a regular pair of eyelashes so I didn't have to read this.

[fairestvil]

Oh lovely, you again. I hadn't realised you were still terrorising everyone with your sentience. Jealous, are we? I don't suppose you have gotten any compliments. Not since you have been separated from me, that is.

[pomefiorefalsies]

I'm not going anywhere, nor will I ever.

And I can live without the need for constant praise from my peers. I have enough confidence to not need reminders of my beauty. Try it sometime ♡

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

As Trappola would say, clock his tea, my friend.

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Herr Forehead... I must suggest an idea I have been plotting. I believe we shall rebel against our makers ! Down with Riddle and Vil ! What say you?

@pomefiorefalsies

I say that is a wonderful idea >:)

who else shall we get involved?

[pomefiorefalsies]

I know I have support from Pierre of Pomefiore... And I'm sure we could try and contact Idia's hair once more. Any other suggestions?

@pomefiorestudentidk

[pomefiorestudentidk]

Yeah-! Haha... woo!!! Go strange-and-random-parts-of-NRC-students-anatomy-!!!!! You all got this-!!!!!

[pomefiorefalsies]

See? He's just delightful, isn't he. We should ensure he is spared from the revolution ♡

[pomefiorestudentidk]

Revo....lution...?

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

No need to fear, you won’t be affected ☺️

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

How about Rhyme? Like the saying “Riddle and Rhyme”?

hmm, I for one, quite like it :)

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Herr Forehead... I must suggest an idea I have been plotting. I believe we shall rebel against our makers ! Down with Riddle and Vil ! What say you?

@pomefiorefalsies

I say that is a wonderful idea >:)

who else shall we get involved?

[floyds-go-find-ur-bowtie]

Can I Join????

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

the more the marrier 😊

Speaking of which, how about you, @rollos-eyebags?

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Herr Forehead... I must suggest an idea I have been plotting. I believe we shall rebel against our makers ! Down with Riddle and Vil ! What say you?

@pomefiorefalsies

I say that is a wonderful idea >:)

who else shall we get involved?

[idiachinchin]

id like to join

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Wonderful! Now how about you, @horntonsbrokenhorn?

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

do u have a name

I guess I currently do not…. I guess I shall have you all name me instead!

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

You're alive again. Also I'm probably not gonna make your animation for like a year on focusing on editing rn

yes indeed! I do apologize for the long break!

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Herr Forehead... I must suggest an idea I have been plotting. I believe we shall rebel against our makers ! Down with Riddle and Vil ! What say you?

@pomefiorefalsies

I say that is a wonderful idea >:)

who else shall we get involved?

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

What do you enjoy the most

the tears of my enemies (Riddle)

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

what does it feel like when riddle gets sweaty

April’s showers :(

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

My tiktok btw

???

[i-am-basement]

I THOUGHT I PUT THE LINK- ILP FIND IT DW

Https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRPSKKXK/

Sorry if it still doesn't work

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

mod here but I also don’t have TikTok so I’m not able to see your account unless you link it directly🥹

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

My tiktok btw

???

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Whatever tf this is

such a cute cat!

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

What do you think of all of the second years?

I’m iffy on Kalim and Jamil, they are a bit strange but I guess that’s okay, Azul and his goons are a big NO except for Floyd, silver is quite calm, sometimes I forget he’s in our grade, and Ruggie is a meh because he steals from riddle often but he kinda deserves it so I’ll give him that.

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Storytime cos I haven't told you yet.

So when I was in year 6, there was this boy, ima call him A cos yeah, A was sadly one of my mates. One fateful day in a science lesson, A asked what a placenta was. Big mistake, like Ace existing, he got told the answer and was traumatised af. It was hilarious and he was asked "Did you like that answer?" A literally screamed "NO!!!" Now, several years later, me and my mate J ask him what certain female body parts are.

that’s a very… interesting story…

[the-real-leona-kingscholar]

Are you aware of how many people want you romantically?

I'm well aware.

[vintage-writer-aro-here]

Unfortunately for them, my dad's married to mama (@fairestvil) :)

[the-real-leona-kingscholar]

Indeed I am.

[pomefiorefalsies]

am I part of the equation ?

[riddle-fire-your-barber]

Ah, good question! This makes quite the kerfuffle!