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my friends and i have decided to dub post character assassination shadow milk "shadow santiago" as a means of distinguishing him from the original shadow milk who was actually a cool and interesting character

#we're also calling god mode smilk “Giga Santiago”#cookie run #tagging to spread the good(?) word of santiago

sometimes i will see a new cookie that tempts me to get into cookie run again and i have to fight demons

#she's so cute what the fuck .

aberrant-conjurer

god.

#cookie run #pomegranate cookie #starpom #EVERYBODY DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS IS IMPORTANT

i love cookie run collab events where it's just the plot of the source material with cookie run characters shoved in this shit reads like poohs adventures

this image but it's pomegranate getting pushed around by the huntrix girls

#not even joking while i was writing this post #my friend sent something in our cookie run channel like “i don't think huntrix could fix pom but they could definitely do Something to her”#great minds think alike ........#cookie run #you know what i'm tagging this Fuck you . you all need to see this

the best part about being a cookiedroid fan is that i never have to worry about her writing being butchered because her writing doesn't exist and also i think devsisters sealed her within a concrete tomb years ago to the point where i am more confident in one of the characters from indian(?) cookie run being added to kingdom than i am in them ever adding her

#the moral of the story is that you need to find the most random bottom of an iceberg chart genuine definition of a glup shitto character #and get really attached to them for no reason. for the sake of your sanity

moopsloops

I know that you mean so well // but I am not a vessel for your good intent

#times are dire. bring out the tongues and teeth starpom art again

i really like the headcanon that timekeeper's smile faded when they saw shadow milk not because they were intimidated by him but rather because he's genuinely just really ugly

#does timekeeper still use they/them. i don't know anything anymore

pomegranatecookiez

shadow milk cookie is an industry plant tumblr sexyman. by the way

pomegranatecookiez

never doubt me again.

nobody was asking but burning spice is my favorite of the beasts and it is for purely homosexual reasons

#i've only seen his and mystic flours stories so far so they're automatically my favorites but eternal sugar also seems neat #silent salt is probably cool but i know nothing about them #shadow milk probably isn't even a bad character i hate him just because it's funny to

devsis scaring people into thinking shadowvanilla might be Weird for like 12 hours of real time only to go "nah his soul jam was fuckin with him he didn't actually know pure vanilla as a kid" was hilarious to watch. straight up tormenting people for no reason

did she promise her yuri heaven or something what's going on here

#i'm not into women but most of the people that i know who are would probably kill their family to get into yuri heaven #so this feels accurate

they care so little about the original cookies of darkness that they're casually releasing an entirely new evil group that works under dark enchantress

congratulations to j-hope cookie for being the first cookie run character to collaborate with friday night funkin

#i post this and then refuse to elaborate

congratulations to seamoon fans for finally beating the fraud allegations

#i hear the update is pretty whatever aside from them. we will always have yuri in our time of need

my main interest right now is regretevator and there is a character in that game who is basically just pomegranate cookie. she's a fucked up evil lady who psychologically torments people and got corrupted by an even more fucked up evil person and there's a scary tree involved and she even betrayed the only woman she managed to form a real genuine connection with due to her loyalty to said even more fucked up evil person. but for reasons i do not understand i'm kinda Whatever about her. like she's cool sometimes but i mostly prefer other characters. i don't understand this i don't know what happened here. maybe it is because she lacks pomegranate cookie's most endearing traits such as Being Gay and Hating Her Coworkers So Goddamn Much. her gap moe if you will. miss u every day girl 💔

#btw my birthday was over a month ago and i forgot to change my age on this blogs bio until just now. lmao

i don't like him

#this has been my review of. whoever this is idk

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