quote starters / taken from various sayings by mollymauk teafleaf starring in the tabletop rpg series Critical Role : Series Two . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“Can you hand me your staff so I can watch this? I want to see this limp of yours. Purely for my own entertainment.”
“No, I’m hoping that you’re going to patronize us.”
“We’re carnival people: we all have our issues. You don’t wind up here if you don’t have some kind of issues.”
"Mother always told me to never give away a story for free."
“They say solitaire is a game for the death obsessed, there’s an inevitability to every hand, most of them are doomed from the start no matter what you do”.
“When in doubt, if something goes wrong, just… nudity. It usually works.”
“I’m always ready to make a damn fool of myself.”
“Be the chaos you want to see in the world.”
“I don’t want to remember anything, I don’t want anybody else’s baggage in my head, I don’t want anybody else’s problems, thoughts, ideas… I like this person, right now, is a good person, is a fine person, is a happy person.”
“I spent two years before I met you all cajoling people, occasionally ripping them off, occasionally doing a good turn here or there. Never trust the truth. The truth is vicious, the truth thinks that you owe it something… None of that. I like my bullshit. It’s good, it’s happy, it makes other people happy.”
“Let me make this abundantly clear: My name is Molly. That person is dead, and not me. It’s just a person who had this body. They abandoned it. It’s mine now.”
“I am your god! Long may I reign!”
“There’s nothing better than waking up with no pants and flowers in your hair.”
“I’m always interested in people who are excited to experiment.”
“Yes, that’s how I know you can afford us.”
“I don’t care where anyone’s from. It’s nice. I certainly don’t care where I’m from.”
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