white boy tries to figure out how tumblr works watch it LIVE

hi im ponch twitter is aging me 5 years for every new post on my tl and tiktok does the same but in the opposite direction so im coming here

[ponchusjbonchus]

i have a private blog btw @ponchjunior it’s just me venting and stuff, you can dm me for the password if you want but you probably wont

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[penation]

I don't, therefore I'm not

[fullofblight]

I think they like to spar and wrestle and it gets a little intense and gay sometimes

[ponchusjbonchus]

im thinking about a lot of things and one of them is my ocs since i felt a lot better when i was fixated on my ocs so im just gonna write whatever comes to mins about tion

did you know he’s camera shy. i bet you didn’t. in most of the pictures he’s in from when he’s younger he’s hiding his face UNLESS he’s with sedi and mar. tion will say that he doesn’t see them as his friends but they 100% are. he’s just very insecure about calling people his friends because what if they don’t reciprocate it. this philosophy did not hold after his crash. gestures to the rustedblade au where he’s immediately buddies with someone he met ten seconds ago and calls flipp his first friend ever

tion doesn’t actually remember sedi and mar that well. mostly because he doesn’t remember Anything that well due to his pak being broken. however sedi and mar appear in his dreams and when he wakes up he can’t put names or faces to them. just phantoms of a lost time

yes tion DOES need sleep his pak is so insanely broken that his vitals are basically the only thing hanging on. insert this meme

that’s him every time anything happens to his pak. there’s nothing he can do about it so why should he care. walk it off

ive been developing tion so much in relation to other peoples characters that im scared ill lose his character. is that ridiculous. Like he’ll get lost somewhere in translation cuz i make up so much new stuff while talking to people

[sangrefae]

now that we have even more confirmation than we ever needed of r*wling's dangerous bigotry, here's a non-exhaustive list of media similar to the shitty wizard franchise that DOESN'T platform transphobia:

discworld

little witch academia

percy jackson & the olympians + heroes of olympus

witch hat atelier

the books of earthsea

artemis fowl

skullduggery pleasant

witch hat atelier

legendborn

the lunar chronicles

witch hat atelier

please read witch hat atelier

[madamsugarskull]

While he wasn’t accepted by the person who was meant to… there was someone there regardless.

[spotlightstereo]

my precious girl.... how lovely you are.....

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[the-haiku-bot]

Would you want scammers

to know the state of your loved

one’s dementia?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[beardedmrbean]

[nukenukenukeneuk]

white they thinks about among us show at 7am:

I have been thinking about the possible future for Red and Purple because oh my god bro they're fuckeddd

Do they even go to industria? It'd be kinda dumb to show up with their hands empty even if the cargo they carried was parasitic alien eggs. They'd probably get slimed the fuck out for losing so much crew. This option personally would make me wish the imposter just killed everyone if i was in their shoes 😭😭

and if they don't get slimed out by MIRA for failing the mission they either both and up like Purple after the reactor incident or sign an NDA and have to work for MIRA again so yeah, both awful

Another question is if MIRA actually knew about the eggs, Orange didn't seem to know, Red didn't know either despite being the captain! Their handbook even mentions the aliens that hatch from the aforementioned eggs but not the fact ore+ is the eggs.. The general population doesn't seem to know about their existence either which is odd when you consider the fact pretty much every single among us game is canon, someone should notice the casualties by now-

This actually leads me to believe the Crew from the Show is some of the very first victims as the general public seems unaware of the aliens and seeing the sheer scale of casualties that happen in the game it'd be ridiculously hard to cover them up.

I think MIRA was aware of the eggs, in a way-

Either ORE+ (which would technically be alien eggshells lol-) is HEAVENLY fuel that makes the risk "worth it" or we're going with the "Aliens run/took over MIRA" theory. I'm personally not too big of the Impostor ran MIRA theory because it leaves a lot of plot holes (at least for me) considering what we've seen in the games of it.

in conclusion uhhhj idfk i was just rambling what the hell

aaaand POST!

[nukenukenukeneuk]

among us ocs! woah! it was bound to happen icl </3

They don't have names besides Cyan and Orange for now, the gray one in the bg is not rellevant. Orange is a Crewmate that works against the crew by deliberately backing up the impostor they're in relations with and Cyan is a Viper imposter that refuses to let the other imps to kill Orange at any given time. They're bascially inseparable and it annoys everyone endlessly but no one ever has proof to throw them out.

OC's co-owned with @chupapijules14 <3 hi ily

[ponchusjbonchus]

my ugly little freak

[homeskllet]

supercharger chop chop. no prizes for guessing the inspiration LOL

[zimcard-artblog]

Wait, you're ticklish?!

Sending a thousand volts to your roommate's spine and instead of keeling over in agony, they start giggling... Therefore you turn into the tickle monster.

[zimcard-artblog]

What is this "Personal Space" you speak of, Senior?

More Chodark and a lil bit of Victim and TDL interaction/dynamic

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[miiilowo]

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny