I can't be selfish with you

the name's noelle, for short is noey, i like being called belly but my friends call me fetus

[pondelia]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[ithelpstodream]

My favourite reactions to Malia Obama smoking pot. 😂

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[sadgrl09]

What advice would you offer to Harley regarding the Joker? Margot: Look to your girls, your girl gang. You gotta find your love in good places. Don’t look for it in bad places. 

[expressions-of-nature]

by Shinichiro Saka

Mount Fuji, Japan

[learning2swim]

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

[currentlyhungryaf]

When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it

[superscanaries]

no chill

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

[fyeahbellarke]

i love being there for my best friend!

[vanessacarlysle]

I want to assemble a task force of the most dangerous people on the planet, who I think can do some good.

[dsfdsgfdsgfdfgdsgsfdg-deactivat]

it isn’t uncommon, you know? it’s easy to get lost. in the vastness of space, there’s only yourself, your ship, your crew. (insp)

[littlemisssunshines]

I hope Percy Jackson is supporting his half-siblings Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps

[scarletwitch-moved]

Happy 34th birthday, Sebastian Stan. (13th of August, 1982)

[beastygimmick]

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

[honsla-deactivated20180321]

[velvetbrown]

Oh my god

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

what if there were professional text post critics

[meistens]

Rating: ★★★★☆

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.