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Pierrot is an asshole pt 2

Doctor: Ah! Well… that I would understand. I mean, after all the eye situation and everything. But, nevertheless I do forgive you for…

Ditzy: It’s not a situation.

Ditzy: My name is Ditzy Doo!

Doctor: No, it’s Derpy Hooves. It sounds better!

Ditzy: What sounds better about it?

Doctor: Do you really want me to call you Miss ‘Doo’?

Ditzy: Uh…

Doctor: I don’t want to call you a ditz or a doo! Derpy Hooves it is.

Ditzy: But my name’s still…!

Doctor: No, no, no, no. Think about it. Imagine how it sounds. “Miss Doo.” “Miss DOO!” Watch, I can even do it with a lisp. “MISS DOODEE-!” Ugh, agh! I can stand even saying it like that..

Ditzy: But my name really is…

Doctor: Now, as I was saying, Miss Hooves.

Ditzy: Huh, wow. That’s weird.

Doctor: Derpy, not now. I’m thinking.

Ditzy: I don’t remember that star being there.

Doctor: Yes! Yes! Okay! I get it! Pretty stars!

Ditzy: Doctor, I think this is important.

Doctor: *irritated* Ooh, Miss Hooves! Really?! We can look at stars up close whenever we want! But right now…

Ditzy: Uh, Doctor…a-are you sure you know what you’re doing?

Doctor: Of course! I’ve done this miiillions of times! Trust me!

Cyberpony: THE FEMALE IS COMPATIBLE. DISPOSE OF THE MALE.

Doctor: Oh.

Doctor: You know Ditzy, that’s the second time you’ve managed to amaze me!

Doctor: Ah! Miss Hooves, quickly now! Find something to brace the door! Buy me some time!

Ditzy: Huh? Brace the…? I-I don’t know how to do that!

Doctor: Just…just sit there!

Ditzy: Why?! I don’t see how that’ll…

Doctor: SIT!

Doctor: Miss Hooves, I’d be honored if you’d teach me to dance!

Ditzy: *giggle* Alright! Alright, first, you stand still right here…aand…take a step forward…

Doctor: Alright, hoof forward… *sniff sniff* Wait a minute, is that apples? I smell apples. APPLES!

Ditzy: Doctor, wait I was trying to teach you to….da….

Doctor: If there’s apples, there has to be an apple orchard! Oooh, you ponies…*gasp* There’s a bunch of ponies over there! There must be an event!

Ditzy: *sigh* Doctor, Doctor…

Doctor: Oh, nnothing, Derpy. Let’s just…I’ll stop singing.

Ditzy: DITZY!

Doctor: Oh come on! At least give me that! You were fine with it earlier!

Ditzy: No! My name is Ditzy! And you’re an inconsiderate jerk!

Doctor: J-Jerk?! I’m taking your through time and space and your calling me a jerk?!

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Pierrot is an asshole

Ima just collect some quotes to show why Pierrot is an asshole.

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Doctor: (stunned) Well, maybe a little one but… Are those…. Are those wings?! A Pegasus! Oh now I know that’s not right! And from what I see— eye—-see–eyes—eye-eye-wrong ways a way…definitely a concussion. Fancy that.

Doctor: Alright, fine miss know-it-all, explain the bubbles then! 

Ditzy: Well… Those are… Er… Yeah, I think it’s for my bubbly personality!

Doctor: (to himself) Or bubbly brain, but that can be debated later…

Doctor: (to himself) Of all the ponies I could have met, it had to be a directionally challenged one… (back to normal) Huh. I seem to be irritated rather easily. Ah well. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.

Ditzy: Princess Celestia. She brings the sun and moon out every morning and night.

Doctor: Sun and moon. [mutter] Highly doubt that.

Ditzy: (whispering) Ok… I don’t really like spying on other-…

Doctor: (whispering) Right, shh!

Ditzy: Nononononono, no, no. It’s bad in there. REALLY bad. Like… all the clouds move on their own and I’ve heard all the animals don’t need anyone to take care of them. Doesn’t that frighten you at all? Doctor: Baah! That’s nothing. Trust me. Not even the least bit unnerving. That actually bothers you? Hah..! Hup hup!

Doctor: Ah, they’ll be fine. Ditzy: But… But when it wakes up it’ll attack them… Doctor: Well it took two of us to defeat it. There’s 6 of them and one manticore. I’m sure six’ll make it easy.

Ditzy: Wait, wait, just like that?

Doctor: Yep! That’s what we’re here for!

Ditzy: No, it’s not!

Doctor: It is now!

Doctor: Perfect!… You see that, fralorn?(bubbling sound) My TARDIS is spinning all your precious snow away, just as I set it to. (Fralorn groans) Spring time is here. (Fralorn groans again) Well, you didn’t listen.

(Fralorn melts and dies)

Ditzy: Hey! Doctor: Yeah? Ditzy: You ate all my muffins…

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signal boost

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SORRY

YOU ARE NOT

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And shouldn't your duty as a doctor include guaranteeing the safety of your subjects?

"I have no idea where this ‘duty of safety’ came from, though."

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And what about Rorschach, Slate?

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If changelings are mere "insects" then what does that make Nila in your eyes?

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Slate, nobody is gonna help you. I mean, who would help a broken changeling and a psychiatrist who is empty inside?

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Fire is so cliche. Can't you think of anything better? Something unique that just SCREAMS of you?

"Trust me, as long as it screams ME to him and him alone, I am satisfied."

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Yeah but let's stick to the game plane here. If the changelings don't escape, they don't cause chaos. If they don't get everyone attention they will come for you.

"That is assuming they can find me!"

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Whoa, whoa, whoa Slate! If you set the building on fire, you really WILL lose everything! You'll lose your credibility and licence as a therapist, you'll probably be committed to an asylum like the one you work at, and you'll lose all your money and possibly all your belongings to repay them for the damages that the fire caused if you go through with this!

"And now I can’t even have THAT, so what’s the point any more? I should just roll over and accept my life is essentially over?! No! Not this time! I wont let them take it from me! This time, I’m taking it all down myself!"

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Slate, you do realize that the most important quality for any doctor to have is patients?

"All I need to qualify is a subject to study."

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Just make sure you know what you're doing Slate. Are there other patients in there?

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So Slate is racist against changelings?

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shut up nila 

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ohgod

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"They’re going to try to shut this place down again, use its research to help all those dirty little changelings. I know you hate them, what they did to you. I wonder what would happen if all that data was to just burn away? I wonder how difficult it would be to convince ponies to trust changelings if they were all to, say, get loose from this unfortunate accident and reek havoc through Canterlot once more. Now doesn’t that sound fun~?"

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Slate! Whoa you can't just set the place on fire! That's not how you solve problems!