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kestrele

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

nikoni

myfriendthedictionary

My Gravestone: *written on it* V.F.D.

Someone: What does that-

Lemony Snicket: *appearing out of thin air* The acronym V.F.D. can stand for a great number of mysterious places and things. For example, it can refer to a secret organization fighting fires. However, it can also stand for a village standing in the middle of the Hinderlands. It can be a silly phrased devised by a group of silly people who prefer heart-shaped balloons to the usage of new medical technology. There is a great plethora of things that V.F.D. could stand for (a word here which means a great number of myserious places and things) that it is almost impossible to say what this particular V.F.D. stands for.

Lemony Snicket: But, in this case, V.F.D. stands for “very fucking dead”.

hourgloss

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

gaypeopletwitter

mothsluggy

caenis-mordred

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

thenextchapterbegins

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

smallgamedev-deactivated2025062

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

deadmugen

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

vastderp

more pics here

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery.

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

adorable-orcas

The Blade Runner is one badass whale

vyctornikiforov

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

holdup-deactivated20190324

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

dummyotto

@setheverman i drew this instead of sleeping, please be proud of me

setheverman

i am proud of you

followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

maidarlingdesigns

This magical parasaurolophus wishes everyone Happy New Year! ✨

nocontextgoodplace

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

rainfallinhell

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.