Aaron: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Aphmau: I did. I broke it-
Aaron: No, no you didn't. Laurance?
Laurance: Don't look at me. Look at Zane.
Zane: What? I didn't break it.
Laurance: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zane: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Travis: If it matters, probably not...Katelyn was the last one to use it.
Katelyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Travis: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Katelyn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Travis!
Aphmau: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Aaron.
Zane: *whispering* Aaron, Garroth's been awfully quiet-
Aaron: *talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.