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some sketches of what i want in 2028 lmao
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shut up and kiss me
some sketches of what i want in 2028 lmao
Voltron: Klance won’t happen
Voltron Fandom:
Reunited AUs
”I still have you in my phone under ‘don’t call’ even though it’s been years and I just accidentally sent you a rickroll oops” au
“this is so unfair there’s this song getting popular and the singer sounds like you and all these lyrics almost sound like they could be about me but you’re singing about lost love and you weren’t in love with me wait I’m watching the music video and crying and hey that’s definitely you wtf” au
“oh my god i just hit someone with my car and it’s you hey i’m sorry are you okay please don’t sue?” au
“we’re romantic leads in a play and hey what ruined our friendship again OH YEAH THIS INSANE CHEMISTRY this isn’t awkward at all” au
“you’re famous and just got asked if you were ever in love this should be good– WAIT WHAT” au
“so i know we just reunited but mind explaining how your whole life went to hell?” au
“you just liked a three year old photo of me on instagram i didn’t even know you had an account” au
“something came up and now i’m really scared you’ll spill this old secret of mine please don’t do that” au
“i’m a nurse and oh my god what happened why are you here i can’t lose you a second time” au
“did you know when you meet your soulmate ‘x’ happens? the government’s kept it under wraps but i just found out and i think we should try again cause i always assumed it was coincidence but that thing happened when we met” au
“i’m moving and i know this is a long-shot but want my dog?? you’re the only other person it ever liked and i hate you but i love it” au
“i thought you hated me but i just accidentally sent you a booty text and you accepted and i am seriously considering it” au
“so i didn’t know why you dropped contact with me and i just found out and here’s how i totally did not do that” au
“we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke” au
“our best friends are dating you’re still the spawn of satan though” au
“i just found out through social media/mutual friends that you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. do you know how many times i did not make a move” au
“we’ve been chatting online and we get on really well and oh that explains it” au (bonus: i totally told you about my crappy ex oops it you)
Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?
nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting one’s elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.
some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.
so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasn’t been since the advent of steamships.
I love this because now i can smartass the next person who tries to give me shit for it
What about the rift creatures?
Okay, I’m pissed about Lotor being the main villain of this season because it makes zero sense in terms of everything we already know (and it was painfully obvious and bland in terms of his character).
Here are the reasons why:
1. Lotor doesn’t need Altean Quintessence at all.
In S5: E6 he states:
“He [Zarkon] once put me in charge of a planet for a year, running the quintessence mining and getting to know the local population. Rather than employ the usual Galran methods of subjugation, I worked alongside the leadership of the planet, learning their customs. We would only extract as much Quintessence that could be replenished. And I enjoyed my time there quite a bit. When my father found out what was happening, he ordered me to destroy the planet. I refused, and he sent me away.”
So why would Lotor need to harvest Alteans at all? It’s simple, he wouldn’t. He had other ways of extracting enough quintessence to sustain the empire for now. But he had apparently been extracting from them for ‘generations’ which is a pretty long time. He wanted to preserve the Alteans and their culture, and didn’t seem crazy at this time so… Why? It makes no sense, and came out of nowhere.
2. What happened to the rift creatures?
In S3:E7 we learn about Zarkon and Honerva’s decent into madness and the rift creatures influence.
Honerva discovers creatures that dwell within the rift of quintessence.
After long exposure to Quintessence, she goes mad and falls severely ill. She tells Zarkon to take her into the rift with Voltron to heal her since “Quintessence is life itself”. He does so and the creatures attack them, and possess them.
Voltron escapes, Alfor believes they are dead and destroys the Galra planet in order to close the rift. But at no point is it stated that the creatures are gone or defeated permanently.
So where are they? They surely haven’t disappeared, and when Lotor and Allura go into the rift at no point do they detect any creatures. No creature’s possess Lotor, he just switches and goes crazy in the final battle. Again, makes no sense.
3. Lotor hasn’t been exposed to Quintessence long enough to make him as insane as he went.
He just hasn’t. Honerva couldn’t help showing her madness when it took hold of her, but Lotor was normal. She was around Quintessence every single day since she was studying it, Lotor hasn’t been. Sure it could be argued he was exposed from a child yada yada, but he only started working with Quintessence properly to get into the rift. It took Zarkon and Honerva a LONG time to go mad from their exposure, as we see by how old her cat creature is, but Lotor seems to go crazy in 2 minutes flat. It’s just not coherent.
4. What was the point of Sendak in this season?
He’s trying to start a rebellion and overthrow Lotor. He says “Galra who side with Lotor will be destroyed.” Well buddy looks like you didn’t need to show up at all! Since Lotor self destructs later on!! Yippee for you! Like honestly if the point was to bring him back later on then great, but without Lotor you have nothing for this story arc, so why include it at all?
That all being said, it’s possible they’re setting up for Lotor’s return. Good or bad, I assume the latter, but I do think he’s coming back. Why? Because of this…
Honerva/Haggar’s visions:
In S5: E2 Hagger has flashbacks/visions of Lotor and him growing up, but he always has glowing yellow eyes like his parents once they were possessed by the rift creatures.
Before this season I honestly assumed Lotor was possessed from birth and that would come into play from the exposure to Quintessence, and that we’d see him slow descend (and potentially be saved), but his eyes remain normal even when he goes crazy. Being possessed would make sense story wise, but instead they just… chose to make him a homicidal maniac for no reason other than ~drama~(which wasn’t even surprising, I wasn’t shocked at all).
TL:DR - Lotor shouldn’t have been the villain in this season and it was crappy what they did to his character. It made no sense, came out of nowhere and wasn’t coherent with the previous story line. It also reinforced the idea that all Galra are bad. It was very regressive in terms of the overall story.
Lotor can’t be the full maniac we saw at the end of season 6 you guys, remember the Lion deemed him worthy to enter Oriande. Let’s not forget that.
parallels
“From kindergarden to elementary school…to middle school…and highschool, the two of us have been together as long as I can remember” Deku, chapter 119
The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.
And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’
So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.
I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.
It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.
Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it
I love how even after being called an egoist by a villain, Izuku doesn’t deny it at all and just screams it again.
okay, LOKI DISCUSSION. IMMA THROW HANDS
DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE SPOILERS. CAUSE IMMA BOUT TO FLY OFF
Who else thinks that Loki dies WAY TOO EASILY in Infinity War?
He is a Frost Giant, a god, a shapeshifter, a mind reader, a mastermind and is possibly one of the smartest characters in the whole MCU. You’re gonna tell me that he is gonna die by halfhazardly pointing a 6inch dagger in Thanos’s face? That’s such a mockery of his intelligence and skill!
I mean, this is a GOD who was able to hold his own against 6 Avengers. He faked death under the facade of sacrifice in Thor 2 while mascarading around as Odin. Loki’s charisma got him to befriend The Grandmaster on Sakaar while his own brother was sent off as bait into the arena. He is smart enough to know that Thanos would kill him, and you’re gonna tell me that he isn’t smart enough to conjure up a plan in which he escapes?
He is so smart and cunning; I feel like being suffocated by Thanos is far too easy of a way to die. And if that is seriously how they intend for his life to end, that’s such a disregard for a character that is an absolute FAN FAVORITE.
*Let me know what you think cause I’m not sure of my own thought process to be entirely honest.
INFINITY WAR SPOILERS// MY LOKI THEORY
goes without saying that you shouldn’t be reading this if you haven’t seen infinity war yet, unless you like spoilers?
okay here goes; Loki isn’t dead.
1. the most obvious giveaway is that Loki is a frost giant so upon death he would revert back to his natural state of having frost giant features, aka blue skin and red eyes. after being strangled to “death” by Thanos, one would expect a shot in the film in which his skin turns back to blue but that never happened, which started the suspicion (at least for me).
2. the second most obvious giveaway is that Loki is the God of mischief. he can canonically create highly realistic illusions and facades as seen in all the Thor movies. It wouldn’t be a reach if he had just created a clone or something of the sort to distract Thanos while he makes his escape, etc. some people have pointed out that he walks off screen while the Hulk was fighting Thanos and he stays off screen for a substantial amount of time, which gives him plenty of time to create another act of mischief; the clone/facade/distraction. I dont mean to sound too sure of myself but Loki literally got the Hulk in there so that he could distract Thanos while he conjures up a spell to trick Thanos into “killing him”. I mean he had feigned his death multiple times before, surely he can trick Thanos if he tricked a God once (Thor).
3. this one is honestly a no brainer to me. Loki is an intelligent character. he has been described as a genius-level intellect. he is sly, cunning and obviously mischievous, but he also always has deeply thought out plans. him walking up to Thanos right as he was about to leave?? that made absolutely no sense to me, unless of course it had a purpose (I will touch on that later on). that entire scene and his proposal of being Thanos’ tour guide on Earth was incredibly out of character, sure, it seems like something he would do, but at that point? absolutely not. he was just handed a perfect solution to get out of there unscathed. Loki also always picked his words and phrases very carefully. he promised his “undying fidelity” and there was something specific about the delivery of that line that made me go, hey wait a second, he might be doing something here. Loki had also emphasised his heritage of being a frost giant (”rightful king of jotunheim”) which of course gets the audience to think of the blue giants, and like I said, his natural state.. almost to hint to us that if he doesn’t turn blue, something is amiss.
4. next, it was revealed that he was wielding a dagger. now think about this. why the hecking heck would anyone go up to Thanos, someone with two infinity stones, right as he was about to leave, and try to murder him with a tiny mf dagger, while being in plain sight to not only Thanos but all of his children?? much less that someone being Loki, one of the smartest and most cunning characters in the mcu?? to me it’s a straight up suicide mission. there was no way Loki thought that he would come out of that alive.
now here’s the thing; I think Loki had to convince Thanos of his death in order to do something else, or get someone to do something specific. and what better way to convince Thanos that he’s dead, then to have Thanos “kill” him, himself? I have no idea how this would piece itself in avengers 4 but I’m almost certain that that whole facade was for a greater purpose. After all, what is a God of Mischief if he can’t even cheat death?
edit: so a bunch of you guys have been saying that the mcu has been mistreating Loki’s character and did him dirty in a lot of the films and i agree, they downplayed his abilities and characterization etc, but what if they only did all that so as to not raise suspicion that Loki could actually have a decent shot at tricking Thanos? i know that’s a reach but its just something to consider.
also, the fact that Loki didn’t revert back to his natural form is a HUGE giveaway, if he really died in that scene, it would be a crazy huge plothole and i don’t think the russos would be that careless?? but who knows lmao
reminder that everyone in the film did exactly what they had to in order to fulfil the one timeline doctor strange saw that the avengers actually won the war. everything will lead up to captain marvel and the time travel.
Marvel: Loki’s dead.
Majority of the loki fandom, pulling out a 5 page essay:
Sometimes a family is a group of lgbtq+ teenagers who all live thousands of miles apart but still care about each other immensely
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains
some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies can’t digest them
some zombies just don’t like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.
Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.
Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!
Don’t date underage elves! Human years and elf years are not the same!
Stop the pedophilia!
Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.
Support tieflings.
This gets longer and better every time I see it
When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come
DO NOT stereotype Western dragons for kidnapping damsels and hoarding treasure!! The treasure is for making DEALS, and we DON’T all kidnap maidens.
Okay?
Have I made myself clear?
DO NOT STEREOTYPE WESTERN DRAGONS, WE DO NOT ALL KIDNAP HUMANS AND EAT THEM. VEGETARIAN DRAGONS EXIST, AND IN MY OPINION SHEEP TASTE BETTER THAN HUMANS.
I’m so over hearing the “a dragon is two wings, four legs. Everything else is a sub-type of dragon.” Like, wtf?!
These are just racist steroetypes of all dragonkind made by Gary Gygax to sell books! Try researching ancient or medieval dragons and you’ll find our ancestor come in all shapes and sizes! Heck, read the Bible and you’ll see that dragon has 7 heads and 7 horns!
STOP ERASING US. ALL DRAGONS ARE CREATED EQUAL!
all right, but don’t forget the rampant classism in vampire culture like not all of us can afford coconut water or blood substitutes or safer alternatives like menstrual blood, a lot of us don’t have money for such prepackaged stuff and we have to feed on whatever we can.
ROKUROKUBI👏AND👏NUKEKUBI👏ARE👏NOT👏THE👏SAME
One has necks, one doesn’t! Giving rokurokubi roles to nukekubi is the same as casting a dragonborn as a lizardman! Stop holding us up to overly high head-mobility standards!
“monster” has been RECLAIMED and it is now NEVER a slur and if it bothers you then that’s YOUR PROBLEM and UNFOLLOW me because I will NOT tag “the m slur” or whatever it is you demons want because MY IDENTITY is NOT A SLUR
NOT ALL FLYING REPTILES ARE DRAGONS GEEZ
WYRMS EXIST TOO
Wow. Just wow.
This is so perfect and its so fucking hilarious. A+. 100/10. Best. Perfection. Amazing. Fantastic.
BEING👏HALF👏HORSE👏IS👏VALID
BEING👏HALF👏HUMAN👏IS👏VALID
CENTAURS👏DON'T👏DESERVE👏YOUR👏SHIT
If you think that making “no body” jokes to a ghost is entertaining, then please unfollow me. I have ghost followers, and I’m not going to let this bullying occur anymore. NOT ALL OF US HAVE PHYSICAL FORMS, BUT THAT IS OK.
If you think that gi*nt is an appropriate way to describe Big People, you can get right the hell out.
@thecaroliner
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
PLEASE reblog this.
I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it
i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.
idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000
reposting on my friends account
BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT!
!!!!
things like this are no joke!! reblog when you see it– spread the word!!