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[poopdad]

Yesterday i was eith my friend in my room and i fell off the bed and shit diarrhea my pants. I played it off and i dont think she noticed

u should have pooped on her

[poopdad]

bro... in class today this dude gave me some sunflower seeds and for whatever reason i didn't feel like getting up to go spit out the shells when i ate them so i just... ate the shells and now i'm having one of the most painful poops i've ever had

NOOOOOOOOO

[poopdad]

I sharted myself while my boyfriend was over. Luckily I was doing my laundry that evening.

keep doing that

[poopdad]

I AM CURRENTLY IN MY BATHROOM CRYING BC I REALIZED I HAVE NO TOILET PAPER THIS IS SUCH A LOW MOMENT IN MY LIFE

me

[poopdad]

I was sick the past few days so I had diarrhea but my nose was plugged up so I can't smell it but everyone else can >:)

evil genius

[poopdad]

in third grade I had a big poop but I couldn't use my friends toilet so I pooped in her yard and she dared me to touch it so I did it was so smelly and warm i think I am not the same person I was since then

U TOUCHED THE DOODOO

[poopdad]

today I farted so hard my butt hurt :/

go hard

[poopdad]

Okay so you know the Elmo that's always in Times Square?? Me and my buddies went to New York for the weekend for some competition and we were like ok let's go to Times Square so we go and we see Elmo and we made our friend take a pic with him, she rlly didn't want bc she was scared so we were like it'll be okay etc so she finally goes over and poses and we take the pic, well; she pissed herself and it leaked onto Elmo's foot. it was quite a tragic day tbh

I HATE THAT ELMO GOOD

[poopdad]

so earlier tonight my dad dared me to eat wet cat food and i don't turn down dares and so i ate the cat food and it didn't even have flavor??? anyway my stomach felt like it was on fire and so i took a poop and it was the weirdest poop i've ever had??? like sometimes it was like a nice firm turd and then it was all soft and sometimes it was both but there were little chunks of cat food in it and all i can say is it was not worth it

i don’t want to hear this

[poopdad]

so my parents bought some chipotle sauce and their like u want some but they always pronounce it like "chip-pull-tee"???? and I always get so angry bc it's annoying and I've corrected them so many times so I just poured the sauce ALL OVER my food... yeah well I regretted that as soon as I got onto the toilet my butt felt like it was on fire

anus fire

[poopdad]

i intensely fear anal prolapse

always a fear

[poopdad]

I'm on the toilet right now and I have goosebumps all over I'm shivering I feel like my life is ending it's falling out of my ass

iconic feeling

[poopdad]

My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months and have gone through this blog so many times and I've submitted a few things and I told him about them. To this day we still have conversations about our worst poops and we talk for long times about it. Poop stories are great

this is wonderful

[poopdad]

u know those poops where u poop so much you have to wipe like a hundred times then ur butt starts bleeding

everyday

[poopdad]

are u earthdad

yes

[poopdad]

I took about 10 laxatives because I was so constipated and they didn't kick in until the next day at school and my stomach was cramping and my ass was burning so I started crying and the force of me sobbing made me shart I got sent home

NOOOOOOOO

[poopdad]

When I was little, me and my cousin were talking about makeup till she said " oh I have to poop I be right back" . Few minutes of grunting in the background, all you can hear was "OH MY GOSH, I DID IT !" Smart I was, I ran in the bathroom to check if she was ok, figuring out she took a. Snapshots of her poops and eVEN MEASURE IT , she didn't got her measuring poop good.

i am so proud of her