[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

[blightspider]

Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[snorlaxatives]

me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later

[vanillascentedthot]

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

[jahreezyp]

Man, y'all better listen.

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[whyhansolo]

[ricelumps]

#this is the most dramatic reaction to a boner ever

[mermecha]

Republicans reactions to female sexuality

[poopdropsoup]

Mhhmmkay

[stability]

[21haze-blog]

[make--it--gayer]

[niclasvonschedvin-blog]

[weedltd]

[stability]

[bey0utifulsoul]

[lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

A classic.

DYING

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

[madsciences]

this added 5 years to my life

[king910]