Thereâs fanfictionâŠ. And then thereâs FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and itâs the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and itâs always going to be one of Those Fics.
Iâm def feeling a bit off atm but tomorrow Iâll be seeing good friends and will be hanging out with them for a couple days <33, so I most likely will not have time to work on some doodles (AHH I want to fulfill more requests but that will wait, dw I see them in my inbox and they WILL be answered).
I hope you lovelies have a wonderful week- (also we hit 900 followers so fast hello whereâd you guys come from đ)
summary: you are completely oblivious to the fact that someone is shamelessly flirting with you, but your partner sees it perfectly clear.
word count: 691
warnings/tags: ooc, oblivious reader, mild jealousy, someone else flirting with reader (you don't reciprocate), fluff, lmk if I missed anything!
character(s): hades, qin shi huang, buddha
a/n: first time writing a summary of the oneshot/hc and it's lowk kinda mid :/ I'm gonna keep doing it tho
>og request<
Hades
On the jealousy/possessiveness scale, I'd say he's around the middle. Hades rarely expresses it outwardly, but he possesses a quiet, absolute territorial instinct.Â
Hades is the epitome of a secure, dignified gentleman. He respects his significant other entirely and has zero doubts about their loyalty.
However, he is also fiercely protective of what is hisâand as the King of Helheim, he is used to absolute boundaries.
If someone is flirting with you while you remain completely oblivious, Hades won't throw a tantrum. Instead, he will calmly walk over, place a firm, elegant hand on your waist, and completely commandeer the conversation.
He won't insult the person. Instead, he will use his overwhelming, terrifyingly polite aura to make the outsider realize exactly who they are dealing with.
Itâs less about doubting you and more about a breach of respect. He believes his partner deserves the highest decorum, and someone casually hitting on you insults the sanctity of your relationship. Once the person scampers off, he might give you a fond, slightly amused sigh. "You truly are dangerously charming, my love. Try to notice it next time, will you?"
Qin Shi Huang
An Emperor like Qin Shi Huang never gets jealous because it implies that the other party has a chance of winning you over (but damn is he possesive).
Qin Shi Huang considers himself the center of the universeâand if you are his significant other, you are the empress/emperor of his world. He is inherently possessive because, in his mind, everything under heaven belongs to the Emperor.
Qin will not sit back and watch. The moment he sees someone spending too much time with you or throwing out subtle flirts, he will lounge his way right into the middle of it. Literally. He might slide right between the two of you. What a little shit (I say this with all the love in my heart).
He handles it with supreme arrogance masked as a smile. He will loudly praise you, touch your hair, or remind the person of his status. If the guy doesn't take the hint, Qinâs blindfold might slip down just enough to give them a gaze that promises an absolute beatdown. He likes to mark his territory visuallyâholding your hand, pulling you onto his lap, or wrapping his royal robe around your shoulders.
Qin is secure in himself, but he loves drama and loves showing off what is his. He expects total devotion because he gives total devotion. Heâll teased you about it later, leaning in close to whisper, "That person was looking at you with greedy eyes. But they forget... where the Emperor stands, no one else is permitted to claim the prize."
Buddha
On the scale of jealousy/possesiveness scale, Buddha is bordering on never, entirely due to absolute security and a hands-off philosophy
Buddha is the definition of "doing whatever he wants" and being completely unattached to petty worldly anxieties.
He knows you love him. You know he loves you. Why would some random person change that?
If someone is hitting on you, Buddha will likely be sitting nearby, chewing on a lollipop, watching the whole thing unfold like itâs a funny reality TV show. He knows you're oblivious, and he finds your cluelessness absolutely adorable.
He doesn't step in out of anger. If he does step in, itâs usually because the other person is getting annoying or interrupting his time with you.
Heâll walk up, drape his arm heavily over your shoulders, blow a bubble-gum bubble in the guy's face (what a little shit part 2.), and say something like, "Hey, thanks for keeping my babe entertained, but we're gonna go grab snacks now. Catch ya later."Â
Buddha is so deeply secure in his own skin and your bond that jealousy rarelyâif ever registers. He trusts that you can handle yourself perfectly fine.
If the person gets aggressive, Buddha will simply crush them into the dirt without a second thought, but standard flirting? He just shrugs it off. He knows that at the end of the day, youâre walking away with him.
Highly recommended to read my Dottore broke the 4th wall kinda theory/HC link down below! âŹïž
âą Yandere Dottore is not your typical obsessive yandere boy with red eyes and a knife in his hands. He is a scientist who has found an amazing object for research and will never let you go.
âą For him, you're the only anomaly in the system. When he found out he's nothing but a few lines in a code, you became his anchor that kept his brilliant mind going for a simple reason: break the barrier that kept you apart and observe you in person.
âąOf course, Dottore believes that his feelings are mutual and that real you is thrilled about being his. It's just your useless bland avatar who's resisting his gestures of affection.
âą If he's a brilliant scholar, it's only fair that his beloved should match his status. When you as a Traveler make dumb decisions in the game Dottore gets disappointed. When you're standingbyour ground, he's fascinated. He's going to test you, to see if you're truly as remarkable as he thinks, if you're truly worthy of his attention.
âą Dottore doesn't hate the Traveler. He hates the barrier between you. So he's going to help you and deal with your boring game himself because he's jealous because he doesn't want you to waste time on mindless useless NPCs. By deleting quests altogether.
âą "I don't like "whitewashing". Let me rewrite it for you."
âą Dottore is going to hack the event system for you to stay with him forever, not to waste your time with "time-linited unscientific garbage".
âąIf you refuse his help, he will simply delete your character. He's not doing that to spite you. He's doing it to make sure you stay with him. You're his only way to feel "real" in the fiction world. He believes he's doing you a favor by deleting your avatar and freeing you from the script.
âą "Every click you're doing is your voice. Click more. I want to hear your voice only."
âąHe knows Genshin is not the only game you're playing. He doesn't show it but he's extremely jealous he's extremely annoyed at your inefficience. He will try to find a way to block you from ever going to Steam or any other game because he doesn't want you to put your energy in any other being besides him.
âą He doesn't say "I love you". He says, "You're the greatest variable I've ever encountered my brilliant mind could never read."
âą He won't let you delete the game or switch accounts. In fact, you won't be able to close the game at all. He thinks he's completely entitled to all your free time because you belong to him as the only one who understands him.
âą "And here you thought I was just a part of this game. A grand mistake. But you're part of mine. I do not share my precious test subjects."
(psst psst here's my theory/hc about dottore breaking the 4th wall... okay??)
đŹ 1  đ 1  â€ïž 26 · HC Dottore broke the 4th wall · I have a hc that our dearest Doctor realized that he's in the game and that's why he's doi
tags: established relationship, soft dottore, suggestive
The sky in Sumeru is unlike the sky in Snezhnaya, the latter often grey and filled with clouds that bring ice and snow; on clear nights, illuminated by the aurorae. Here the setting sun casts the sky and earth in a warm glow, your skin turning to molten gold as the last rays hold you in their tender embrace, tangling in your hair and kissing your parted lips.
You, so soft and fragileâso humanâlook absolutely divine draped in swaths of sunshine, Sumeru Roses at your feet and a Zaytun Peach in your hand. Zandik forsook the gods long ago, yet he finds himself worshiping the ground you walk on, your presence allowing him to stomach the harsh memories of his homeland and leaving a bittersweet taste in his mouth.
How infuriating you are, unearthing these emotions he once buried in his youth. He wishes he could rip his heart from his chest as your teeth sink into the flesh of the fruit between your fingers, juices dribbling down your chin and neck. There is nothing sweeter than a Zaytun Peach plucked straight from the stemâfar sweeter, fuller, and softer than those imported into Snezhnayaâor so he believed.
His tongue traces the sticky sweetness from the corner of your mouth and over the column of your throat, delving between your breasts, not letting a single drop go to waste. He was wrong. They taste better with you, with the way your breath catches in your lungs and your body shudders beneath his touch.
He presses an open-mouthed kiss to your chest, devouring your pulse between sharp teeth and a sigh.
This means nothing, he tells himself as his heart pounds against his ribs, rattling the bars of its cage.
cw: self-indulgent, possible OOC, fluff, female reader.
Note: this is written during version 3.0, and weâre yet to see more of his character in canon, so this is purely my speculations and wishful thinking, donât take it as an analysis of his character.
Is still the terrifying Demon Lord Senior Commissioner by day, but he makes it a promise to come home to you every night (or as close as his job allows). If heâs late, you get a personal call and a promise of compensation of whatever you want. When he comes home, he loosens the tie, and immediately seeks you out for a long hug. âMissed youâ is said quietly against your hair almost every day.
Only you are allowed full access to his ear and tail. After his work, at night, he practically melts when you scratch behind his ears. âKeep going⊠love.â
Wakes up early, but lingers to be with you longer. You often wake to his warm body curled around yours, and his tail draped over your legs, and a soft purring against your neck.
Is the main provider in your family due to his job. He doesnât expect you to do all the chores and is more than okay to hire a house worker to help you keep your shared home clean and cook meals.
Calls you âmy love,â âwife,â or your name in that low voice that still gives you butterflies⊠then gets flustered when you call him âhusbandâ back.
Secretly keeps a small album of photos of you two on his phone. Looks at it during long meetings.
Yearns for kisses: good-morning forehead kisses, âIâm homeâ kisses, good-night slow and lingering ones. He has a habit of kissing your wedding ring every time he holds your hand.
If youâre sick, he takes the day off (unheard of for him) and becomes a full-time nurse cat <3
Is extremely soft when he thinks youâre asleep by whispering how much he loves you, how you make the hard days worth it, how proud he is to be your husband.
Is absolutely loyal to you. Youâre his priority above everything except maybe New Eriduâs safety (and even then, you come very close).
cw: self-indulgent, possible OOC, fluff, female reader.
Note: Inspired by the Hoyofair fan arts of him in a maid dress, [one], [two], in which he looks mildly annoyed.
Hugo stands in the middle of the living room, looking reluctant but an unfairly elegant maid. The long dress hugs his tall and lean frame perfectly: a black fabric with white lace trim, a frilly apron is tied around his waist, and a matching headpiece is sitting on his golden hair. The skirt reaches his ankles, swishing dramatically with every step.
He holds a silver tray with your favourite snacks and drink while the other hand is on his hip, clearly fighting the urge to dramatically complain.
âMaster~â he says, but the honorific is dripping with sarcasm as he approaches you. âYour humble maid has brought you refreshments.â
His heterochromatic eyes narrow at you. âI hope youâre enjoying this thoroughly.â
You try (and fail) to hide your grin. Hugo looks ridiculous and unfairly attractive at the same time.
He sets the tray down on the coffee table with a bow and a sigh, then crosses his arms as he looks at you while youâre indeed thoroughly enjoying the situation to the fullest.
Hugo leans down, placing one hand on the back of the sofa beside your head. He leans his face even closer to yours.
âNext time I win the bet,â he whispers, âIâm making you wear something much worse.â
The man straightens up again, adjusting the frilly apron with an exaggerated sigh.
âWhat does my beloved Master desire next? Shall I fan you? Massage your shoulders?â
âOr perhaps,â he adds with his voice dropping into a teasing purr, âyouâd like me to serve you in other ways? I heard maids are very attentive.â
Despite the mild annoyance in his expression, his eyes are playful. He clearly hates the outfit⊠but loves seeing you this happy.
He picks up a snack from the tray and holds it to your lips.
âOpen,â he says, still playing the role, though his tone is softer now. âYour loyal maid is here to serve.â
Whenever i think about how gentle Pierrot tries to be with MC despite the fact that hes a monster whos killed several and will kill again,all i can think about is how much the others are probably thinking
Oh my days, I'm in love with your art style!!đâ€ïž
Is there a possible chance we'll get more bebe Freak Circus art? THEY'RE SO GOSH DARN CUTEEEEEđ𫶠(Now imagine Doctor accidentally turns himself into oneđ„č)
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