Canada geese are always seductively begging to be grabbed by the neck with both hands and choked to death
I like to think that ducks are rigid bodies, and if you grab its neck, it'll freeze up, and you can use the duck like a hammer
I feel like you only get one shot with that
Wait we can use them as guns?
That's what the eggs are for
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