Just Call Me Goose

They/them - trixic - adult - Polar Bear they let use the computer - Terfs fuck off - butch in training -

[the-goose-caboose]

I post art sometimes, occasionally opinions. A lot of gaming stuff.

Adult. Big kid. Big boy. That’s all you’re getting.

I’ll tag stuff as stuff, I use #goose enjoys as a “fave” tag and I’ll use the #love tag mostly for cool art, so look at those if you want to

DNIs are mostly useless but since I’ve seen one or two pop up, Zionists are not welcome here. Full stop.

It’s 2026, we’re not doing shipping discourse, if I think you’re creepy I’m blocking you, if I think you’re annoying I’m blocking you, this is the way

Oh yeah I have sideblogs

Uhhhh

@stuffed-aminals mostly just jellycat appreciation

@seams-schemes furry blog for furry things

@is-there-a-canada-goose want to know if something has a Canada Goose? I will tell you.

@self-insert-nonsense my self shipping blog :]

@goosestims stimblog, the blog that stims

Get a commission from me on my ko-fi or dm me for prices on a custom piece

aaaand my AO3

Yeah

[gayvampyr]

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

[anxeious]

[freakspotting]

[viejospellejos]

Wait for it..

[hockeylvr42]

What an incredible find

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I don't know who started the whole "licking the roof of [character's] mouth" thing in erotica but it's right next to" fighting for dominance with their tongues" in terms of how unsexy it is

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

can people do this. I can't I've tried but can other people do this

can you lick the roof of someone's mouth while kissing

yes

no

I haven't tried

Voting ended on3h

[todaysbird]

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

[todaysbird]

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

[todaysbird]

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

[fantasticait]

Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.

When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.

Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.

See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.

So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:

Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.

[ishipallthings]

[mothecho]

IDs: two replies to the post.

The first, from ParteeHardy, says, “how did the mail carrier know you sent hate mail? Were the vibes that rancid?”

The second, a reply from OP TodaysBird, says, “some of the envelopes had writing on the outside along the lines of ‘I hate you.’”

End IDs.

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[videolottery]

*about to invent 4th of July*

Dogs have had it too good for too long

[javascript-official]

*american dogs, the rest of them can prosper

[sceptixfakemon]

I'm aware people mainly follow me to see gay knights but like as a trans person I can't remain silent on this stuff like it's some useless discourse. please talk, make friends, hell have partners with trans people with identities different than yours. trans women were insanely important in my life and some of the biggest role models I got who have never Once belittled me or told me I would be poisoned or privileged or become their oppressor once I transitioned. that's horribly out of touch shit to say and I see it every day on here happily tagged #transfeminism. we need to start seeing eachother as fucking humans of the same oppressed category who have it REALLY BAD together and if you think saying this is transmisogynystic you need to get a fucking grip

[qillermeme]

[cheminsdudesir]

I found an article about her and her situation:

‘Punished for getting a job’: Young mother faces eviction after approval for assistance rescinded

A 22-year-old mother and her four-year-old daughter spent Wednesday packing up their apartment after being given a final notice of eviction

The article links this gofundme for her:

Donate to Help Us Find a New Home After Eviction Hardship, organized by Jaela Jackson

I recently lost my job, which caused me to fall behind on my bills. As a… Jaela Jackson needs your support for Help Us Find a New Home After

[yaoigaysexaura]

this is..... literally what terfs say about trans women.... ("they're men pretending to be women invading women's spaces for their own benefit") how can you say with your full chest this about the other members in your own community? it's so absurbly harmful and transphobic as a rhetoric i want to laugh

[transfemme-shelterdog]

And "his benefit" is just not dying of cancer or other preventable diseases, that he can only access by outing himself as having an uterus because of how the medical system is set up

[the-goose-caboose]

Or like,,, DV shelters. which should not be able to discriminate based on gender/sex but are we really putting the oneness of that problem on the people who need that assistance and will do whatever they have to to get it???

There are no good reasons for a place to be designated as a "women's space" so yeah, I really do not give a shit if a man "willingly misgenders" himself to get access to that space. He shouldn't have to do that and that's a problem that has nothing to do with him.

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

It was absolutely in my bingo card that the people who yell at trans men that they have so much privilege would throw a shit fit when you pointed out their white privilege

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

For the record if you spend all your time telling other people they’re evil for having privilege and then get mad when people call you out for having privilege, the thing you are seeking out is not intersectional analysis but rather personal absolution.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[sunburnt-brian]

submitted by @k1ttygam3r

[gibbearish]

got a good grade in physical therapy because i ordered a sex toy life is fun

[gibbearish]

anyways tmi/nsfw warning but since it helped me and my therapist hadnt considered the idea before im willing to bet a lot of others havent either so im gonna share:

if you have vaginismus and struggle with dilating regularly i highly recommend looking into wearable toys. theyre generally vibrators that hook onto your clothes or your person in some way, and they're intended to be worn long-term and in public which means you can safely+comfortably just put it in and go about your day without having to sit down and do the whole production of dilating on its own. theyre usually curved to follow your body and soft/flexible unlike the dilators which are straight and stiff, so theyre imo easier to get in and less uncomfortable to ambiently exist with, and the long term aspect gives your body more time to adjust to having something there. and frankly the vibrator part is helpful too, a big part of vaginismus therapy is teaching your body that sensations there arent actually painful like it thinks so introducing positive stimulus helps it relax, bc functionally it kind of is a type of massage lol. but yeah again i know this is oversharing and tmi but i also know this disorder majorly sucks to have and feel like you cant make progress on so if it helps anyone else then yeehaw

[gibbearish]

actually ive decided these tags are important enough to go in the post body

image id under cut bc it wouldnt fit in alt

image ID: screenshot of tags reading "#now obviously this is limited to once you hit a point where you can fit the vibrator itself "but once you do this is a speedrunning tactic LMAO #im torn on community labelling this bc on the one hand it is for sure sexually themed but on the other hands its medical advice #advice that i wouldve killed to be able to know as a minor bc i already knew i had it at that point i might add #and something thats p common to learn early on because when you cant fit a tampon in for no reason on your first period #you go 'what why not everyone else can what am i doing wrong' #or well i guess more intense cases like mine are more likely to be discovered early‚ ik for some ppl its more 'tampons are fine but #anything bigger is intense pain' so they dont find out until they lose their virginity #or after if they just assume its supposed to be painful which is p common too #hm yeah i will not be community labelling this and am going to specifically say to any vagina'd minor reading this: if your first time #is intensely intensely painful‚ THAT IS NOT NORMAL no matter what the other person says!! and there are excercises that exist that #can make it easier!!! #and also: forcing your way through the pain will make your condition worse in the long run because it reinforces to your brain #that any interaction down there = pain so the muscles lock down even harder next time #if it hurts really bad and you can do so‚ go to your doctor and ask to be referred to a pelvic floor physical therapist for potential #vaginismus and they should be able to help #you can also research self treatment methods online bc its primarily just dilating‚ kegels‚ abdominal/thigh massages‚ stretches‚ and #bowel health (any tension in neighboring regions will ripple effect back to your pelvic floor so indigestion can make things more difficult) #(hence also the abdominal/inner thigh massages‚ those muscles being tight pulls towards your chest and knees respectively which again increases tension in the pelvic region) #a physical therapist will help you set a timeline and pace yourself as well as assign homework excercises to fit you but #the general stuff that can be found online is helpful regardless #and also remember: any progress is good progress. since my first appointment i have been very bad about doing all my excercises #the amount i should be but ive already made ridiculous progress #oh part of the physical therapy too would be yknow. doctors getting their fingers all up in your business so thats another reason you might #prefer self treatment however personally i can confirm it gets wayyy less awkward after the first one i soend my appointments rambling #about terraria now #youll feel embarassed but dont‚ remember that this is their entire job and youre probably the fifth cooch theyve touched today #so this is just a part of their life‚ its not weird for them #also specifically if anyone is near Spokane i recommend core pelvic physical therapy w julia salazar shes a complete delight". end ID

[gibbearish]

alao i don't know enough about vaginoplasty to feel comfortable saying whether the first tip would be useful for that dilating too but its something to keep in mind at least, i cant see any reason why it wouldnt work the same though

[gibbearish]

i dislike "hey rb this actually" type things so if you dont want to thats completely fine esp considering a good chunk of it is abt vibrators lol, however it would be greatly appreciated as vaginismus was never mentioned in school / health class for me and ppl really do end up assuming (or being told by assholes) that the pain is just how it works and they have to push through it to be normal, i learned abt it somewhat early on bc mine was so severe i straight up thought i simply Didnt Have A Vaginal Canal and wanted to see if that was a thing, but for a lot of people its more subtle where penetration is /possible/ just not /comfortable/ so they think "ah this must just be how it works, everyone must experience this when they have sex so i just have to deal with it", which sucks on its own but is also something often taken advantage of/encouraged by abusive partners. or those with low/no libido* often find out when they reach the age for their first pap smear and either are in way more pain than normal for it, or are just straight up unable to complete it and then have to wait until after therapy finishes to get that test, so i want to give anyone i can a head start on that realization lol. and even medical stuff aside, the mental impact of not being able to engage in sex the "normal" way despite wanting to is really rough on its own, it's even been really rough for me and i'm transmasc so to a certain degree ive found it gender affirming not being able to do it """the girl way""", but at a certain point that just became a sprinkles-on-a-turd kind of thing yknow lol

*can also include those with active libidos who just choose not to sleep with anyone, but theyre a bit more likely to find out via masturbation whereas someone without probably won't feel the need to explore what's going on there as much

also i wanted to add vis a vis the physical therapy part, the "having a doctors finger in you" part does feel weird and awkward and embarassing and yes probably will hurt a bit when youre first starting out, but they will go as slow as you need and it really is helpful, because from that they can tell you what areas to focus pressure on with the dilator, test muscle control, make sure youre doing kegels/breathing exercises right, and gauge your progress while making sure youre not pushing too fast, so if youre willing/able to push thru the awkwardness of it then it really is worth it

editing bc i think this has started showing up on ppls fyps: there's another version of this post here where i go into more detail about treatment options, including a breakdown of the instructions my therapist gave me for mine, so if this post helped out then i would check out that version too! 💕

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[were--ralph]

still thinking about this

[were--ralph]

its so weird that in the game about racism and people wanting equality despite being born different they decided this is a struggle only for the whitest of men and women