poor fellow my country hate blog

& the only poor fellow my country blog on tumblr. im here to tell u xavier herbert has a piss kink. follow my main @alexanderpearce

[poorfellowmycountry]

i cannot fucking believe this i wanted to finish this book before i turned 18 and now im 19 in less than a month and im still only a third of the way through

[poorfellowmycountry]

pov ive been 20 for months and havent read any more

[poorfellowmycountry]

i cannot fucking believe this i wanted to finish this book before i turned 18 and now im 19 in less than a month and im still only a third of the way through

[poorfellowmycountry]

im shaking and crying no 1 is as cool as my dad and me bc he read it when he was 19 and i am when im 17/18 get on our LEVEL please someone read this gfucking book please please please i HATE yelling into the void abt this look i even have the canon url xavier herbert please climb through my window and shoot me in the head

[poorfellowmycountry]

me shaking and crying: maybe if i make enough posts about pfmc people will come out of the woodwork who have read it who are like under 30 and they will say very cool ulrike your posts are good and this book is bad but the fact of the matter is that no one has read this book because its long and it sucks

[poorfellowmycountry]

literally there are no good characters in pfmc. oh wait shit prindy.

[poorfellowmycountry]

xavier herbert hate club STOP making women fall in love with jeremy delacy like hes some visionary hes not hes just racist. alfie is the last straw, ive had it.

[poorfellowmycountry]

ive also had it with alfie.

[poorfellowmycountry]

jeremy is kinda quirky doe 😔😩😍

[poorfellowmycountry]

xavier herbert hate club STOP making women fall in love with jeremy delacy like hes some visionary hes not hes just racist. alfie is the last straw, ive had it.

[poorfellowmycountry]

JEREMY DELACY HATE CLUB

[alexanderpearce]

i have a page of poor fellow my country memes that ive written down but am too weak to execute

[poorfellowmycountry]

xavier herbert: this is my oc jeremy delacy hes an outback man and hes racist and every women he knows falls in love with him

literally everyone: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

herbert: no go ahead i want to hear it

everyone: he fucking sucks

herbert: thats not constructive criticism

[alexanderpearce]

poor fellow, my country, more like jeremy delacy’s awful hot takes

[alexanderpearce]

the incredible thing abut poor fellow my country is that despite being the longest piece of australian literature, a miles franklin literary award winning book, and, according to randolph snow, an ‘australian classic. perhaps the australian classic,’ no ones fucking heard of it. the wikipedia page has 70 words in the body of it, and the book itself has a cool 150 reviews on goodreads. how did this happen?

[alexanderpearce]

i am the only one in the tag for it on tumblr. what is GOING ON

[alexanderpearce]

oh correction for my original tags: its a good third longer than war and peace. smh im trying to read it b4 i turn 18 lemme get uhhhhh three months of HELL

[alexanderpearce]

oh so it was out of print for a quarter of a century? that answers some questions but raises a few others

[alexanderpearce]

australians b like: write bad books

[alexanderpearce]

i have so much i want to read and instead im going to start poor fellow, my country? i deserve no rights.

[alexanderpearce]

f]poor fellow my  crutkrtny

[alexanderpearce]

yall lmfao i dont remember making this post but i’ll fucking drink to it

[poorfellowmycountry]

was going to think of a tag for my original posts but then i remembered that no one else has ever posted about this book so what is there to reblog