I poorly identify cats in posts

Hm. Yep. That's a cat for sure.

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guide to cat identification

cats identified: #cat (poorly) identified

no cat: #no cat (poorly) identified

real kitties: #REAL cat!

cats in art: #FAKE cat!

asks: #cat identification request

posts about @fox-detector: #posts from my so-called arch nemesis

jpeg'd kitties: #cat (poorly) compressed

ants: #the ant infestation of march '25

that one spanish doppelganger post: #the spanish doppelganger post

more will be added if deemed necessary

FAQ:

Why is it called poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts if you always identify the cat?

I only say if the thing is a cat or not, not any specifics about the cat itself. More boolean than you might expect.

What is that orange cat I see sometimes in your posts?

That is Piden, my mascot. Meow meow meow.

Are you gay??

No normal man knows this amount of adjectives. Yes.

What is your profile picture?

A very low quality image of Piden that I took on a very old mobile phone.

What are your pronouns?

My pronouns are he/him.

Can I ask you to identify me?

I will only identify anything that is clearly an animal! Please do not ask me about people! That's really scary!!

What languages do you speak?

I speak English and a little Spanish.

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It’s pride month. You know what that means.

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

Es el mes del orgullo. Sabes lo que eso significa.

eh

qué

quiere que identifique como

gatos gay

qué

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you again...

[the-you-cat]

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It’s pride month. You know what that means.

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Are you alive?

no sorry the ants got me

[yossyislandd]

dumb stupid idiot bitch

[cheryl-is-a-tulip]

hi I am going to identify your aminal. it is a cat

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yeah that's right ✓ i think

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irregularly scheduled catposting will resume after they fix whatever they did to this website

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🗡️🐜

et tu, @emeraldraccoon478?

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🎷🎷🎷🎷🎺🎺🎺🎺 introducing the ants to jazz

what a lovely past time for them!

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🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺maybe🎸🎸🎸🎸 with e🎹🎷nough 🪇🥁🎻influence 🪈🪈the ants🪘🎙 will s📯tart a band 🎤🎤🎤🪕🎼🎧🎶🎵

a marching band... how lovely!!

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🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 reinforcements

that's so many ants please tell me you're responsible with them

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🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

this but maybe more of them (like 1 or 2)

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"wow thats a crazy war" - the fly on the wall

eyes you with my peepers...

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*Takes puff of comically large cigar but im 2 feet tall so its actually a regular sized cigar*

-Mob boss rat 🐀

don't do that that's not good for you mob boss rat

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🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃 <- my ants :) #myants

I'm no professional but I don't think so

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🐟🐜🐜🐜🐜🙀😾🙀😿🙀🐜🐜🐜🐜

Taking them away??? Rude?? Get back here??

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i think this whole ant infestation is so funny because just this morning my cat helped me discover that his food bowl was overrun by ants somehow??? he was playing with them

happens. the ants of march... they are unavoidable...

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For the ants I can heartily recommend a harsh bleach spray. Mass instant death on contact

grinch grins at you...perfect...thank you...