Frozen and poorly drawn

Ask the Frigost folks. Side effects may include nauseas and getting frozen.

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(GladOS voice): I’ve been really busy being dead.

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Tumblr knows

Tumblr knows I’m sinning so it refuses to display these properly

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IT’S MY CHARACTER

I’M THE TRASH GRAMPS

I TRANSMUTE GARBAGE

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Frigostian Battle of the Bands

AFTER A LONG WAIT 

YOURS TRULY PRESENTS

THE SHITTY COMIC NOBODY WANTS, STARRING:

MESSY LINES

DUMB JOKES

NO ACTION AT ALL

Download the whole thing here: http://sta.sh/2ytc0fxmfc1?edit=1 (I do not recommend seeing it all directly on sta.sh, as some stuff’s flipped)

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Let’s say it’s a preview for this big mistake I’m making, also known as Frigostian Battle of The Bands

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Astron @harebourg

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no!!!!

not this AGAIMB!

he is 

BAUETYFUL

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ATTENTION

To fit the fandom, we will now transform everyone into a version which fits the fandom more.

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YOU ARE NOW IN THE POWER OF STARDUST... THE SUPER-WIZARD!

-mod Hortex

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..How the heck did kinder chocolate kill the dinosaurs!? Nileza please explain. O-o

Nileza:

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the weather here is a bit nipply, isn't it

Hazieff: What did you expect?

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At Last I Have Found You, You Despicable Fiend, You Will Pay For Your Crimes. Long Are Gone The Days When You Bamboozled Dashing And Yolked Warriors Of Justice Like Myself And Effortlessly Absconded Without Worry In Mind Of What The Consequences Of Your Actions Will Be. Your Time Is Running Out, I Am Coming For You. -CA

Sylargh: SO IT’S YOU

Sylargh: IF YOU WANT TO DEFEAT ME U MUST FACE MY NEWEST CREATION, THE ULTRASYLARGH

Sylargh: I’M DEFINETELY TOO STRONG FOR U BUT I WILL LET U GO COZ SYLARGH KNOWZ MERCY HEHE

Hazieff: This story sounds fake. You don’t even have a giant machine like this.

Sylargh: QUIET TINHEAD

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harebourg, why is your hat so tall

Harebourg: Um, oh, it’s so late, I gotta go. (walks away)

Nileza: SCIENCE will show us!

Nileza: It’s a…goblin…?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

Nileza:

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ZA WARUDO

Kya: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND

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Harebourg, do you want to build a snowman?

Harebourg: I actually don’t have anything better to do right now, the Ice Dofus will return itself porbably, so here you go.

Harebourg: I’m not an expert in building snowmen or anything, but according to Sylargh and his experience in this art you need a carrot and some snow. It’s a bit hard to get any carrots on Frigost and the last one has been already used by Sylargh, so I have to find something else.

Harebourg: After a long research, I’ve figured out there’s a certain resource on this island that only requires to be covered in snow to become a excellent snowman.

Harebourg: See? It looks pretty good.

Dommie: Weird. This snowman reminds me of Klime.

Sylargh: (keeps laughing)

Klime: please let me go

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Is it true that Jiva is TRU EVIL

Kya: Of course. She eats children, she steals, she burns down villages with her breath, she made Djaul cry when she told him about her vacation plans because they were so evil and she can make the entire Krosmoz EXPLODE when she BLINKS.

Jiva: Don’t forget I also actually help this island since years, it surely makes me the worst demigod around.

(both laugh)