Poorly Translated French Jokes

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Take a Rake

What is the height for a gardener?

To take a rake.

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Plastic Tuna

Have you ever seen a plastic tuna?

Look at the photo of your ID card.

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Only two

A college girl asks her friend Can you explain the rule of three?

- Impossible, we are only two!

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Dropped it

A young woman asks her friend: Well, are you still in love with your paratrooper?

-No, I dropped it.

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You have language

At a dinner, a very shy young man goes to the bathroom and then comes back to the table, looking a little bored.

- It's not right

2 Uh ... there's no more paper.

But ask, you have a language, see

Yes, but I'm not flexible enough.

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Bird Bow

Why do men enjoy better than women?

Answer: Because they have a bird bow.

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Angel

My first account is twelve months.

My second is the pronoun subject to the first person of the singular

My everything is a spiritual person.

Angel

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Do them Further

Nicolas's dad can not take it anymore: the latter is doing too much nonsense. He decides to take Nicolas to the doctor for treatment, says the doctor asks Nicolas's dad.

-do them further.

Buy him a bicycle II will do less nonsense?

No, said the doctor, he will go

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Songs to Answer

- Do you know why my neighbor could not put his children to sleep at night?

- No.

- Because he sang them songs to answer!

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Are Reproached?

The judge of the correctional court questions the accused:

-are reproached?

-my Christmas shopping too early! And how, too soon? What are the facts that you blame me for doing - But it's not a crime that.

- Well, before the store opens ..

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Blows Nose

WHAT IS BLUE, WHITE AND RED? :

ANSWER: A SMURF THAT BLOWS NOSE.

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Play

My first is the plump and soft part of the face.

My second serves to connect two, ideas

My everything is the favorite activity of children.

-to play

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Cécile

-This animal is a crocodile.

- A croque Odile? Phew Fortunately my name is Cécile!

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What do bees prefer in marriage? Honeymoon!

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Two Rods

When are two rods injured?

Answer: When they are hounding.

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Two madmen, in the desert, race Paris-Dakar.

-It has just snowed, says the first

-You think? asks the second.

-Yes! Look, they have blasted the road!

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Two bees talk:

-I took an Internet subscription!

-Great! I will be able to send you an e-honey?