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i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
can i get an amen break burger
here you go & have a great burgrer
this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog
great work everyone hit the bathhouse
i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
sony just announced that by 2028 they will no longer be selling any physical copies of games and that their future consoles will not have a disc drive. a lot of other companies are also slowly shifting towards this approach. while i know many are currently outraged and taking the approach of harassing companies on social media, the better course of action would really be to change your spending habits around gaming. if you're really upset about the shift towards no physical copies, then don't buy that digital game, don't buy the 1,000 dollar console that has no support for physical copies of games, don't play that live service game with microtransactions. don't let yourself forget in a month from now, two months from now, a year from now, when all the sudden a digital only or live service game is trending and it seems (this is a very important keyword here) like everyone is playing it and you have to get it to be cool with everyone. don't let yourself be influenced when your favorite streamer or youtuber or any kind of influencer picks up a digital only game or live service game and you feel sold on putting money into the very thing that just two months ago you swore you'd never support. you need to be aware of the cycle of advertisement and how easily companies shfit the narrative quietly without you noticing. they can pay anyone they want to make it seem like their product is the cool new thing everyone wants. they wait for you to forget and then they re-implement the very change they may have claimed they were going to reverse their decision on. we've seen this happen so many times with many companies, the most recent example i can give is with discord and their age verification. online outrage and high school kind of bullying doesn't create long term change. you need to put the work in to change your own habits and invest your money in places that align with your beliefs. because it doesn't matter how much you roasted that multi-billion dollar corporation in the QRTs, the only thing they care about is that they will get your money eventually. they are patient and they are conditioning you to be impatient and impulsive. don't let them be in control of your decisions in the long term.
of course this doesn't mean never ever try anything new, we don't want to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and be crippled by OCD, but we need to reach a medium where we can still use critical thinking to decide whether or not we're using our money wisely and if it's going towards the change we want to see in the world.
i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me
to be honest i forgot he did that
I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr
help i forgot this was all over some baby too
i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her
about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts
every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway
@kropotkindersurprise said:
it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there
beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius
I got whatever ADHD is called
ADHD is called ADHD.
That’s the one
Things that actually happen in hunchback of notre dame, in no particular order
The book mostly is told from the POV of Pierre, a self-insert who is failed author and, I cannot stress this enough, utterly pathetic
Quasimodo damaged his hearing as a teenager from years of bell ringing and now uses sign language whenever he can
There is a scene where Quasimodo and a fellow deaf guy have to have a conversation without using sign language because they’re in a courtroom and the jury doesn’t know sign. It goes about as well as you’d expect
Frollo has a little brother, Jehan, who he raised after their parents died. Jehan is now a frat bro in college whose hobbies consist of getting drunk and being mean to Quasimodo. In his first scene Jehan complains about college DEI because an Italian guy got a scholarship he wanted.
Esmeralda is accused of witchcraft because she taught her pet goat Djali how to do math
Djali may or may not be sapient. He can and does imitate human mannerisms to make fun of people on purpose. He does this while on trial.
Yes. They tried the goat for witchcraft, too.
Pierre writes a whole play riding on the pun of dolphin/Dauphin. Nobody likes it.
Frollo is an alchemist and has a secret mad science lab where he writes on the walls
Jehan literally pulls a “buy my silence” and frollo gives him money to make him shut up
There’s a trio of catty girls who bully Esmeralda like it’s Mean Girls
Quasimodo and Frollo literally have Cryptid Status— Parisians circulate rumors that Quasimodo is either a familiar, a homunculus, or the result of demonic mpreg, and that Frollo is a wizard with wizard powers and/or a ghost
There is a little old woman who lives in a hole and shouts slurs at people. She has a tragic backstory.
There is a homicidal con man/king of thieves named Clopin Troillefou (surname translation: The Fool of Fear) who deserves tumblr sexymanhood.
Pierre learns how to carry chairs with his teeth
There’s an entire chapter dedicated to the layout of the streets of Paris in painstaking detail
There’s another chapter that is a rant about interior design
Esmeralda and Pierre get platonically married due to Clopin’s murderous shenanigans. Pierre tries to make a move in her but ends up being more emotionally attached to Djali the goat than to her. I think that should be grounds for divorce
There is a scene where Pierre has to choose between helping Esmeralda escape or helping Djali. He picks Djali.
Frollo hides from his own brother by laying face down in mud and playing dead. Somehow this works
There is a Plot Significant Tiny Shoe. A Tiny Shoe Chekhov’s Gun. And Victor Hugo will not stop telling you just how Tiny this shoe is.
There’s a soap opera style plot twist that involves a false accusation of cannibalism and the woman in the hole who shouts slurs
Quasimodo makes up a stupid little song that doesn’t even rhyme to confess his love to Esmeralda, who remains oblivious
He then attempts to demonstrate his affection via convoluted metaphors that involve props. She doesn’t get it. Boy please say what you mean
Frollo pulls the classic discord groomer tactic of threatening self-harm if Esmeralda doesn’t give in.
Jehan rolls up to a party/rescue mission scheming session in Clopin’s secret hideout in full plate armor (how did he get that???), drunk off his ass, and acts like he owns the place. Everyone finds this so ridiculous that they just let him
Hugo goes on and on about how innocent and naive Esmeralda is but then casually reveals that Esmeralda carries a dagger on her person at all times to fend off assault. When Frollo attacks her and Quasi intervenes, she takes Quasi’s knife and almost kills Frollo (fair!) but he flees. She contains multitudes?
Frollo has a psychotic breakdown in the middle of a field surrounded by chickens and hallucinates skeletons everywhere
For the first half of the book Esmeralda is like 70% sure Frollo is a ghost, not helped by his aforementioned Cryptid Status
Jehan eats a moldy piece of cheese off the ground
Frollo tries to send Pierre on a suicide mission in drag. Pierre objects to the suicide part but not the drag part
Clopin’s preferred weapon is a scythe, he’s very good at using it, and he sings when he fights. Again: sexyman potential.
Victor Hugo has a foot fetish. I initially dismissed it as Frollo having a foot fetish until Victor Hugo included a foot fetish torture scene without any Frollo in it. So I can only conclude that the foot fetish is authorial in nature. Unfortunately the foot scenes are important to the plot.
Frollo is canonically 36, he just aged like shit and is bald. The narrator will not stop telling you just how bald he is.
Despite being in full plate armor, Jehan gets splatted like a bug
Almost every named character dies. Djali the goat lives.
too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life
broke my routine so now i have to kill myself
Help a Black & Indigenous queer couple out the mud!
Hey I have been away from being online for some time to deal with trauma from recent violence, and now I have 30 days to move out of my childhood home as the landlord will be selling it very soon.
I have been unable to work for sometime and my partner is fresh in a new position. We do not yet have the funds to make first and last months rent upfront. We really need support to not end up homeless during the peak of summer with our dog.
The average rent in our area is around $1,900, so for first and lasts month it is around $3,800 upfront. My partner and I are greatful for any and all support, thank you.
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