けちょ けちょ！

HEY THERE, MY LOYAL FANS! THE NAME'S POPEE. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME ALREADY AS THE BEST PERFORMER AT WOLF ZIRKUS, SO I DON'T THINK I NEED MUCH OF AN INTRODUCTION. GO ON, ASK ME SOMETHING! I'll be waiting for your compliments~! ((A Popee ask blog unaffiliated with the fanbase itself for that authentic Popee flavor. How quirky! Read the about page.))

[pukicho]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just

[pukicho]

That’s a gun

[futchish-blog]

*raises gun* yknow like *cocks it* nya

[giffypopee]

[respectfulmemes]

[popee-performer]

Kedamono no kao wa

...okaa-san ni datte yo.

[popee-performer]

Hi I'm love u bye asdfgjdhfh

HI “LOVE U.” THAT’S A STRANGE NAME. YOU NEW AROUND THE CIRCUS? ALSO, UH, ARE YOU OKAY THERE...?

[popee-performer]

How about *pushes him to the ground* you be a flat shower curtain then?

HEY!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?? GUUHGHG.... I GUESS THIS’LL BE A LITTLE BETTER, BUT YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL THAT I FOUND A REASONABLE EXCUSE FOR THIS!!

[popee-performer]

Here *Puts shower curtain over Popee* He'll never find you now.

THANK YOU. ALTHOUGH, I’M NOT SURE IF HE’LL NOTICE THE SHOWER CURTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT THAT IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP OR NOT.

[popee-performer]

Hide, I can here him coming.

OH GOD HE’S HERE

PLEASE..................  HIDE ME..................

[popee-performer]

Hi Popee. Papi just started a cult where he is the god.

I WOULDN’T DOUBT THAT, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE HE WOULD’VE BRAINWASHED ME TO JOIN IT OR SOMETHING BY NOW.

...SHIT, I HOPE I DIDN’T JUST JINX MYSELF.

[kissedbythevoid]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG2q-hGQS5M/

[popee-performer]

Popee: I'm doing great today

Papi: *shows up*

Popee: Fuck

[popee-performer]

Eat my ass and call me "the frog"

UHM. I’D RATHER NOT.

[transparent-popee]

I made a thing

[popee-performer]

((*INTENSE FINGER GUNS*))

[popee-performer]

Why ya gotta talk in caps? Sounds like ur just screaming the whole time

((in the about, my friend))

[popee-performer]

((holy shit, turns out I was interpreting marifa wrong this entire time. i might have to make separate profiles for relationships now so i can remember...))