Thotobots, roll out

- Will - He/Him - I live off of Project Diva and I love my gf! (Icon by @r00dr00b)

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

1st of June moodboard Happy lgbt month lol!

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

it’s that time of the year again!

[kaijuno]

What really gets me is that Quixotic /is/ actually pronounced like that. Consistent grammatical rules, what are they?

They’re a lie

[ghostly-prince]

that word makes me angry because (to my knowledge) quixotic is based off of a spanish character named Don Quixote, and his name isnt pronounced the way it looks but for some reason the word quixotic is??

[lightheartedsuggestion]

The world is a little happier with you in it.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

[cute-hypothetical-scenarios]

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

[dearsuggestions]

the world is a little lovelier with you in it.

[floralls]

Monet’s house&garden, Giverny, France by  Rick Ligthelm

[gibbearish]

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

[realtransfacts]

GC2B is selling a rainbow binder now! 🌈

https://www.gc2b.co/collections/rainbow-pride/products/rainbow-half-binder

[nat-20s]

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

[nat-20s]

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

I eat bugs

[ghostly-prince]

wrong blog sorry

[subcorax]

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

[jhonenyo-deactivated20210208]

call for help (transparent)

[riben-deactivated20230922]

forest people be like TWIG SNAPPED! and that’s the TREE, sis….

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[vampirebiter]

updating your characters backstory to make it less edgy is like dragging them out of a hot topic by the collar of their mcr shirt 

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[valtsv]

good: “may i have this dance?”

EXCELLENT: “may i have this dance?” *draws sword*

[clitorous]