fuck nasty and kill yourself immediately after

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[violentoffender]

[datasoong47]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[bevsi]

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

[longnuts]

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

[dogpuppy]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[forgive-and-take]

Impeached pres was known for his drinking binges during which he'd supposedly "joke" about declaring martial law. And then he, uh. Briefly declared martial law. And this addition was born:

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[datasoong47]

[gaytanic-panic]

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[catboybiologist]

I wanna tidepool and freedive the western interior seaway so bad and if the price of that is being eaten by a mosasaur then so be it