[thesexiestselkie]

Oomfs if you don't watch sports this is kind of like if beezlebub beat baphomet

[i-am-the-oyster]

[70percentoff]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[kinglua]

ESPANHAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🟥🟨🟥🟨🟥🟨🟥🟨🟥🟨

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Can't sleep, Can't masturbate, Can't work, hello sideblog

[kinglua]

since you’re free you can kill Leonel Messi

[valend]

VAMOSSSS

[kinglua]

ESPANAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL THE BEAST GET RID OF THE EVILLLLLLL

[kinglua]

mexican girl can’t pronounce Louvre so she keeps saying lube

[kinglua]

im so tired i feel like famnily guy death pose

[kinglua]

just realized i had a full day of carbs and nothing else 😭 brioche then muffin then croissant then chips bro im gonna develop scurvy

[etchif]

The reason the Beatles are the greatest band of all time isn't because they revolutionised music or whatever it's because they wrote a song about Killing People With Hammers

[nereididae]

[kinglua]

you ever want to grab your fave fic writer by the shoulders and shake them and yell WRITE MORE until they poop out a new chapter

[spiralmindz]

posting is not activism and ur fetish isnt activism either

[kinglua]

found a bug today

[kinglua]

why did he do that…