tiny grass is dreaming

*:･ﾟ✧ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ✧ﾟ･: * icon art is by mohtz!

[maculategiraffe]

at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

im literally living little treat to little treat

[doggoruh]

the second its above 75 degrees my body wilts like sautéed spinach

[catcrumb]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[nae-nae-supreme]

my son gunk who has every disease

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

how dar you this is my son splunk who is perfactly healthie

[satyriconmp3]

[cunked]

succession fans scare me they're always like "did you see when cousin greg filled that risk assessment sheet ugh i literally want to keep him in a pringles tube and shake him like a noise stick"

[ukrainian-psycho]

i see two anime girls kissing and i feel nothing, this isnt a win for wlw, these things are barely human and they represent women as much as green M&M does

[kittenchomp]

the green m&m is more woman than you could handle

[kittenchomp]

somebody called me cumbrained and then blocked me for this

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

why is every ya novel titled something like Cock of Stone and Ice….court of rats and clowns… throne of pissy and shitties

[thickness-protection-program]

To the incinerator!

[neo-soulless]

I told my friend I wanted to get back with my ex a couple years ago and she told me “like a dog to it’s own vomit 😔” and theres still a patch in my scalp

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

i think about this picture like at least once a day

[pathologising]

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

still thinking about wolf 21

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[tlirsgender]

Remember being like 13 and being like I'm a creep I'm a weirdo.. And then you get older and you're like oh I was just 13 actually. And then you get older again and you're like maybe I was onto something maybe there is something wrong with me