i was not born in a papa johns

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[tolerateit]

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[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

A hilarious rendition of: What you read has nothing to do with endorsing it or wanting it in real life, some people simply engage with the fantasy of it!

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

what the fuck are you trying to sell me

[holythefirm]

dating apps are so funny because you’ll see a picture of a guy flying a plane and you’re like yeah I really don’t give a shit

[danhumphrey]

thinking about the liam payne snakes tweet and laughing out loud alone in my room

[danhumphrey]

[godlessondheimite]

[chicafinal]

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“I remember, growing up, at night, and my dad would sit in the kitchen with all the lights out and he waited for me to come in, and he’d sit there and drink, and I’d stand in the driveway and I’d look into his screen door, and I could see the light of a cigarette, and then I’d rush up on the porch and try to get by him but he’d always call me back. And it was like he was always… always angry. Always mad. He’d be sitting there thinking about everything that he was never gonna have, until… until he’d get me thinking like that too. And I’d lay up in my bed, at night, and be staring at the ceiling, and I’d feel like if something didn’t happen, if something didn’t happen soon, it felt like I was just gonna… like some day, like I was just gonna… “  - Bruce Springsteen

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[cursedpinterest]

[cryptiddies]

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

[cryptiddies]

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

[simulationswarm]

literally this

[chickada]

In the club whimpering like a kicked dog

[melancholicmelanin]

Cock shame, pussy to the world

[dreg-heap]

The moral of The Lottery is that they threw rocks at her

[dreg-heap]

[realpeoplefiction]

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

my boy squiggle cooked up this beat for me top 10 funniest sentences ever said i think

[willgrahamscock]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me