Poppin' out with a prize

Poppy Rea | 15 | Greed It's nice to meet you ~And your lovely scarf~

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You know you’re old when your youngest daughter is turning nineteen soon.

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That must be really depressing. And, how has your life gone so far?

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I cannot remember… Waverly I think her name was, she was a similar age to you. 

Do not get pissy with me child!

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You're the one who's getting pissy. But yeah, shutting up now. Respecting elders and all that.

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I, ugh. Fine. Make up your damn mind girl. I do not do this for every teenager, you have managed to maintain my attention for longer than that Waverly girl.

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Who's that Waverly girl?

Also. I. Said. Stay. 

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Don’t I know it…

Sort of, you just flirt your way out of the situation or let them touch your breasts. The men in this town are down right stupid. I don’t… I can go if you want? I was just trying to help… Shesh.

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....Right then. Now that we have that topic out of the way. Hey! I thought we got over the fcat that I wanted you to stay. ....Jesus Christ! Lookit, I'm getting better.

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Eh, drugs are fun. You have just got to pick the right ones.

I didn’t used to use sex per say… I used to use my good looks to get out of situations, although back then I was not nearly as good looking as I am now. You are alright, yes. You look too cutesy to be sexy. You cannot pull what I used to pull off. Well, do not complain that I am talking to you.

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You're such a good influence.

And how do you do that? Do you go up to a guy and flip your hair before walking out of the stored with an item that was purchased? But I can pull off innocence right? At least I got something. I'm not complaining. I was simply giving you a way out of this conversation in case it was bothering you.

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Nah, become a banker and earn a living from stealing. Then get bonuses ontop.

I guess it does, we all have our different approaches to it, some just use sex to get out of things… but you’re definitely too young and weird looking to get away with that. You’re more of the kind of person to play it off innocent. If you would prefer I didn’t help you that is fine. I do not mind, I just thought you seemed to complain less.

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Good idea. Oh! Maybe I could become a drug dealer who pretends to work as a banker. And, no, I don't steal drugs. Waste of time and rehab seems boring.

Did you use sex to get out of things? I'm not weird looking. I look perfectly normal. I think. I do, right? I need to focus on the issue here. I might have already played off as innocent. It gets you on people's good sides if they're already really nice. No, no. You can help. Your help is appreciated, really.

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Well, true. You busted me… Not a cop.

Well y’know, walk around them, get to notice where the cameras are, how often people look around… find the clothes that you like the best etc. It’s those kinds of things. 

You’re such a baby in regard to this… you’ve barely scratched the surface… it’s adorable.

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I should work as a cop when I grow up. I could bust people in seconds, because I'd know when they were lying and when they weren't.

Does getting to know the employees count? Some of them are really lazy and hardly pay attention to what's going on. They don't notice a thing! 

I thought teenagers sucked and complained all the time. 

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Yes, I’m a cop, stick your hands in the air and drop the twinkies sunshine… 

No. Jesus, I’m not a stuck up snob, I enjoyed stealing when I was your age. Like I’d stop anyone from having fun. What you need to do is just not wear those things where you know they’ll notice. It’s not that hard, shesh. I think you should just do it steadily and not all at once. Also, if you’re able to just invest in going to a store and checking things out prior… I mean I used to get a few really decent things that I’ve kept to this day. You need to just keep a cool as well…

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Not giving you my Twinkies. The cops eat all the donuts in shops anyways.

So, there's nothing wrong with enjoying larceny? I...Well, I guess that'd be a good idea. You know..Not wearing the stolen items in front of someone who might notice. What does you mean 'invest in a store and check things out prior'? 

Right. Keep cool and don't get caught. Great.

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Yeah? You’re what? 14? 15?… I am not sad! Jesus Christ…

Well, first off you gotta steal what you want and not what’s freely available, I mean CD’s and band shirts were my favourite… Cheerleaders? Really? Wow. They’re.. no. Don’t do that. I really don’t care if your a thief or not, if you steal from me I will break your fucking fingers, but otherwise I do not care. I used to steal. Big deal, it’s not like they can really haul my ass out for the stuff I stole. I mean I managed to get some decent stuff out of it…

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I'm fifteen, physically speaking. Fine, fine. You're a trooper. ...Jesus Christ! No, I can't say it like you can. Bummer.

I only steal what I want. If it's not stupid, and it's pretty, then I most likely want it. Hmmm, I like scarves and hats...And maybe I've stolen some CDs. Lots of them are rich, so they have some of the neatest stuff, okay? That's rich coming from someone who's telling me what to steal and to not get caught. ...Well, can they? You know, haul your ass out? Am I going to go to juvie? 

Oh my God, don't tell anyone about any of this.

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Well fuck me, sorry I’m not a starving old Indian man. Let me just die and hope my reincarnation is suited to your damn needs.

Of course. Do you not think I was a teenager once? I used to steal all the time, getting caught is your downfall. It’s what they care about the most - plus stealing peers clothing/items is just low. If you do it - it must be subtle!

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I think fucking you would be illegal, though, right? Nah, it's okay. I think you're fine enough as you are. Frustrated and sad, but not that bad. 

Believe it or not, teenagers don't usually steal. Well, I...I mean, like, if I did steal, I wouldn't be easily caught. I might have leanred skills. You knwo, the other me...who steals. That me might know what she's doing. It's only those litlte times at the beginning that were the problem. And the middle. And those cheerleaders who watch their stuff whenever I'm around. Low? What would you steal, then?

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I did, but I learnt very quickly. Your attitude is questionable. Do you have parents? I am assuming you do, do not speak on behalf of those who you do not know. It is rude and leads to prejudices. It’s also stupid. I may just seem like a frustrated “grown up” to you but girl, I have been on this planet longer than you. I have every right to be.

A lot of children speak it. You have been caught? You need to improve your skills.

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Oh wow, you win all the awards, then. Maybe I don't. Maybe I live with my grandparents because my parents died. But, hey, if that were true, at least I'm not complaining about a whole generation. Just the annoying part of it. Ghandi was on a planet for a long time, too. Don't see you spewing out advice and inspirational future quotes. 

A lot of children think Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are gay for each other. Doesn't mean it's true. Wait, are you...Are you saying I should not get caught? Not not steal...Not get caught? Not that I do steal, of course.

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…No. I sing and dance too… I just do not like the teenagers in this town. I like the adults - they are educated and interesting. The children spend all their time quarrelling  It is annoying and frustrating. They do not value life or what their parents give them. 

Aren’t you the theif? The one they complain about stealing their stuff? I may not care much about teenagers but they talk too loud in the queues in the supermarkets 

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Hey, lady, not liking teenagers doesn't make you any better than them, okay? Wait, so you didn't quarral and whine when you were a teenager? Were you even a teenager? Feels like you were born a frustrated grown up, but we just met so I'm likely to be wrong. Believe it or not, I think lots of we annoying teenagers don't have parents to value so maybe you should watch you words. Mrs.

Thief? Wow, 'thief' is a little too extreme don't you think? I mean..Uh...Well, I don't want to end up in jail. I...I don't steal anything. Must be some rumors. Lots of people dislike me, so maybe they made that up?

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I am Kali Nixon, and not a Miss. I am very much married. Less happy? In a town where children seem to think it’s normal to spend every waking moment discussing issues that are incredibly unimportant? I wonder why…

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Psht. No big deal about the difference between Miss and Mrs. You're one of those people, aren't you? The people who hate everyone else. See, the town is split into two groups: Those who hate everyone and life, and those who love everyone and life. The former spend time complaining about teenagers, and the latter spend time singing and dancing and being stupid.

Then, there's me. I'm not considered a group because I'm only one person, though.

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Well, of course. We do not live in a musical after all… I… I am not looking at you weirdly. This is my normal look. What are you saying child?

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Tell that to everyone else, Miss...Sorry, I don't think I know your name.

You just seem less happy than everyone else, though if that's your normal look...Well, there's nothing not normal about it.

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Child. It is a good thing, no young people discussing how terrible their lives are!

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Oh, look! A grown up who isn't randomly singing or walking around in her underwear.

I never said it was a bad thing. Stop looking at me like that.

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Will I jinx it?

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