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Playboy’s catcall flowchart.

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

silverblueroses-blog

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. That needed to be repeated. Even Playboy.

P L A Y B O Y

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

waepenlesbian

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

anonymoustypewriter

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

waepenlesbian

And here we see natural selection at work.

basilcraft-deactivated20210223

1) eat them all 2) wait for death

theaddictwithabook

I think I like the last option

#because death #death #memes #death memes #suicide memes

captainragtag

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

iidelirium

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

sevenpoints

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

joshlerwiki-blog

if someone asks you who tøp is show them this video

theaddictwithabook

oh my

#twenty one pilots

Want to lost weight fast? Bang your head on a wall. Do it. Who cares about the injuries. Brain damage smain smagage. Bang your fuCKIN HEAD. AGAINST A BRICK. WALL. DO IT.