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This shit so potent your gonna start seeing color

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Guys I’m starting to hear sounds

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Guys! It’s 6 7 weekend!!!

Haha!!!

You know what that means!!!

The purge happens.

i must admit i am the reason why ass prices are up. I need to stop blowing smoke up people’s ass becuase this inflation is getting out of hand.

#Gas prices amirite #You pass gas through your ass

Prosecutor: Your honor i arrest my case.

My case: what the hell did i do wrong your honor

Mr horse: on-er, is that like a person who turns on light switch. I must say it is financially irresponsible but i do admire the effort toward employment opportunities. I mustouche is there an off-er.

Itlian mob alternative peron: I refuse the offer

Nerdy Mcdork Pants: no dont re-fuse The Offer(rocket used for threat ing in negotiations). Mr horse: i actually like really like uhhh nerdy guys…like actually

#You saw how mr horse said moustache.#It is a clever way of saying…..#The m-word #Moosetache #I siad it becuase nobody reads tages #Or any of my posts in general

Call me a naked mole rat because i am naked

Some people say my marriage is ticking down through time. I guess that is why they call it the atomic clock. Cause if we split up my whole world goes boom.

well come on now dont berate me for that joke. I swear it was B-rated by audiences. So it wasnt that bad

A joke i heard in 1st grade

Two people from the rural part of the country are talking on a mountain overlooking a giant field.

“Yeah i have a wife baiscally”

“What which one is she”

“Oh she is that woman in the field that is completley alone with no other people around her.”

“Man i camt tell ehich one she is”

(The dude pulls out a gun and shoots her)

“She is the one i just shot”

I am technically a virgin

#According go the rules i have not had sex.

Korea uhh imma see-ya later losers

me and my friend billy

always getting silly

he touched my willy

told him it was gnarly

if the world was a toilet i would poop in it

i am sorry guys i dont think i could hold the poo in forever

People you should try high fiving yourself. It is like jerking off but way cooler

i suck major ass

“Keep going sargent”

“Auhhhhh auhhhh suuu”

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I don't respect assassins who don't kill unless they get paid. If you don't do it out of love for the game you should find a different career

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I have never farted in public. I just did. 6.5/10 my doctor did not think so. His finger got obliterated out of my ass

#Prodtate exam

i caress my butt to calm down

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