AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
Keni
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we're not kids anymore.

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if i look back, i am lost
Peter Solarz
Mike Driver
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast

oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
One Nice Bug Per Day
almost home
art blog(derogatory)
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@porase
This shit so potent your gonna start seeing color
Guys I’m starting to hear sounds
Guys! It’s 6 7 weekend!!!
Haha!!!
You know what that means!!!
The purge happens.
i must admit i am the reason why ass prices are up. I need to stop blowing smoke up people’s ass becuase this inflation is getting out of hand.
Prosecutor: Your honor i arrest my case.
My case: what the hell did i do wrong your honor
Mr horse: on-er, is that like a person who turns on light switch. I must say it is financially irresponsible but i do admire the effort toward employment opportunities. I mustouche is there an off-er.
Itlian mob alternative peron: I refuse the offer
Nerdy Mcdork Pants: no dont re-fuse The Offer(rocket used for threat ing in negotiations). Mr horse: i actually like really like uhhh nerdy guys…like actually
Call me a naked mole rat because i am naked
Some people say my marriage is ticking down through time. I guess that is why they call it the atomic clock. Cause if we split up my whole world goes boom.
well come on now dont berate me for that joke. I swear it was B-rated by audiences. So it wasnt that bad
A joke i heard in 1st grade
Two people from the rural part of the country are talking on a mountain overlooking a giant field.
“Yeah i have a wife baiscally”
“What which one is she”
“Oh she is that woman in the field that is completley alone with no other people around her.”
“Man i camt tell ehich one she is”
(The dude pulls out a gun and shoots her)
“She is the one i just shot”
I am technically a virgin
Korea uhh imma see-ya later losers
me and my friend billy
always getting silly
he touched my willy
told him it was gnarly
if the world was a toilet i would poop in it
i am sorry guys i dont think i could hold the poo in forever
People you should try high fiving yourself. It is like jerking off but way cooler
i suck major ass
“Keep going sargent”
“Auhhhhh auhhhh suuu”
I don't respect assassins who don't kill unless they get paid. If you don't do it out of love for the game you should find a different career
I have never farted in public. I just did. 6.5/10 my doctor did not think so. His finger got obliterated out of my ass
i caress my butt to calm down