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bettys twisted hoard of snuff films and miss grundys gun and other murder implements

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where WHERE are all the strange gay indie directors and why have they not scooped up more riverdale actors to keep in little enclosures beneath their homes where they can bring them out for their weird little projects it should be a mark of prestige that your experimental camp classic film also has a riverdale actor like we have the beginnings we have lisa frankenstein and may december but where are more how has gregg araki not scooped up kj apa and charles melton to play homoerotic jocks who dont ascribe to labels with middle aged girlfriends that make them kiss for their amusement in a new film or something WHO is going to cast madelaine petsch in their bad camp classic slasher film where she is double cast as the final girl and her evil gay twin whos the villain lili reinhart stop making reylo movie now you are needed to do like lesbian bonnie and clyde

[porcelaindollcheryl]

i love the way they love

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toni topaz you are so insane girl she hears about cheryl sending josie pig hearts and is like hot and is like no cheryl youre ok you can definitely kill your mother like carrie white you can get back to the life threatening house burning down version of yourself if you just give yourself time

[porcelaindollcheryl]

choni is at its best when its clear that toni is sort of there because shes fascinated with observing the blossom family drama as her real life soap opera and also smelled closet case all over cheryl and cant not push some buttons

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i love when betty homophobically bullies gay kevin into doing her bidding as she works to manipulate chic from behind the scenes gay boys are always tools for her ultimate plan

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its me and you not you and my dad is really an all timer veronica confronting the downsides of her gay boyfriend dreams in real time

[porcelaindollcheryl]

the wicked and the divine is the moment riverdale becomes riverdale where archie the final holdout crosses over from his traditional teen drama and archetypical comic book trappings into the strange and upside down world of riverdale cheryl is the first riverdaled character beginning the show with her camp and gothic stylings immediately she is the center the first victim that riverdale drags into its stylistic depths betty is the next to fall and showcases the purpose and intent of the show as she transitions from im so sad my crush doesnt like me back to the growing darkness inside her calling out for blood jughead too succumbs and veronica who was working so hard to keep up the traditional teen drama happenings in season 1 falls into the dark abyss the moment her father returns and archie unable to choose between being a riverdale and not a riverdale finally makes the deal with the devil and thus begins our beautiful tale where male models bleed for the glory of the gargoyle king and mobsters and molls stalk the edges of the page we enter the riverdale zone

[porcelaindollcheryl]

jughead in a really sad earnest voice: i love u betty

betty: i dont really have time for this now jughead i have to bury a body

jughead: :( (cries one single limpid tear)

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its so true having sex with jughead is a moral rubicon equivalent to murder joining the mob and selling your soul

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veronica getting like mystical visions of her father as satan and archie her holy saintly protector ringed in gold as she chooses where she stands in the war for her soul while singing

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veronica walking down the aisle at her confirmation in a white dress towards josie like theyre getting married while archie is committing himself to the mob #cinema

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Real

[porcelaindollcheryl]

actually if i think about season 7 of riverdale too much i get so sad again we truly could have had it all looks back upon the clear pool of my memories and thinks about the comics code authority plotline i imagined in my beautiful mind

[porcelaindollcheryl]

its all very complex but archie and veronica are at their best when they are naively wading neck deep into evil deeds and justifying this as correct to themselves but at their weakest when theyre simply coming up with schemes to be good people jughead is at his best when hes being endlessly tortured and really pathetic in an embarrassing and lame way and is at his worst when they try to make him a cool greaser biker gang leader and betty is a serial killer forever

[porcelaindollcheryl]

archie asking kevin to train him at wrestling so he can impress hiram should absolutely have triggered kevins mean gay instinct and honed in on him like some kind of closet case sniffer dog

[porcelaindollcheryl]

the tension between the teen soap elements and everything else going on in riverdale gets funnier and funnier its like yes people are getting buried alive by serial killers and getting shanked over pixie stix and extorted by fake fbi men for the mob but at the moment their biggest problem is that your boyfriend kissed your bestie