[anxietyproblem]

[secretgarden]

pussy wetter than the lost city of atlanta

[fabledanarchy2]

Atlantis. The wet and lost city you’re looking for is Atlantis

[crescere-ex-nihilo]

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[aflo]

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[artbytesslyn]

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[anodymalion]

the fact that likely a not-insignificant percentage of the people getting twitter banned for criticizing Elon Musk were personally banned by Elon himself is so fucking delightful to me. imagine having 200 billion dollars and yet you're frantically searching for your own name on twitter to find accounts to suspend because your widdle baby feelings got hurt

[ceevee5]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[machetelanding]

[cryptotheism]

There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove that you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.

[radiofreederry]

[r4cs0]

Make sure you explain how to get tumblr gold to Twitter refugees or they won't be able to see this picture

[porcelainmistress]

I have returned.

[thefallingdream]