poriosgin'

[molabuddy]

lets all be friends..!!!!!

[humperxhumper]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[spid3rs0up]

*Bat screeching noise* YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO *spooky organ music* 96.1 *horror movie scream* REAL GOTH FM *Wolf howling* WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT GOTH, GOTH AND MORE GOTH *minecraft spider noise* *raven cawing* THIS AINT YOUR PARENTS STATION *lemon demon - two trucks starts playing*

[evilvillain123456789]

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

[pencildotblend]

smth I made 6 months ago bc of exam stress. And then it just sat in my files…

[butchtoks]

[redstonedust]

why do people on youtube compliment songs like "omg this snatched my waist this beat is so skinyyyyyyy my waist after listening to this ) . ( " whatever man. i ate this song as a 12 course meal and it made me fat as fucccck. screw you forever.

[vedurnan-archive]

[duffhilary]

Your brothers? Yes. How many of them are there? Five.

[qinnyanimation]

[that-bat]

He still doesn't know (additional context)

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[stay-the-knight]

[redstonebug]

🏺 CHAMPION OF ZEUS 🏺