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Bugs!!
If you see this, repost it with the name of a bug! Why? Because 1) I want to learn about more bug species and 2) I want to draw more bug species
Transmariana Hortophora. I think they're the cutest spiders, they make huge webs and I miss them so much chat, I miss going out in the middle of the night in summer and watching them build their huge webs.
I've gotten to hold a few, next summer I'm kissing one.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
Any vegetable is better than no vegetable i said.
I then ate 15 green potatoes that kill you and was poisoned to death.
office bugs.... been wanting to practice drawing bugs and officespaces so i did both smile
Holy shit someone drew a spider with all the right limbs. She's even got book lungs, spinnerets and the two claws on her feet. This is peak, thankyou.
A girl asked if I liked CnC Yuri, I said yes, ofcourse. And she sent me smut???? Idk what that has to do with Yuri, the funny mind control guy from Command And Conquer.
Due to inflation my sympathy and patience have sky rocketed in price.
Fortunately for me, i have a monopoly on these things so there are no downsides for me.
"hey can you ID this spider I found?" "Yeah sure I love ID'ing spiders." *photo of a black/brown jumping spider with white stripes* *starts crying uncontrollably* FUUUUCK
Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^
One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.
I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.
Get woke. Love bugs.
EDIT: this breached containment. My usual like count is like 5 😭 i want to clarify i mean people who conflate fear with hate are the ones who wont care about saving our planet, like people who threaten to kill peoples pet bugs or actively kill bugs outside for no apparent reason. Not people who run away from a bee.
This and people being propagandised into thinking european honey bees are the only polinators and the other 5 billion polinating species that polinate the 99% of plants honey bees can't are ontologicaly evil.
(Surely it's just a coincidence they're the most profitable insect and their introduction to the other 6 continents for profit has caused a huge amount of enviromental damage and noone seems to know that.)
And you begter not start blaming and demonizing the honey bees instead of colonists and buisness men for that.
I fear you are not saving the enviroment by spreading honey bees and killing wasps because you heard some wasps hunt bees.
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
Wasp’s are aggressive bitches so as a suggestion I’ll throw “applebitches” into the ring.
THEY'RE NOT AGGRESSIVE, YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE.
bug yuri vs. bug yaoi who would win?
(Trick question they both win.)
I did this before but its time for an update...
WHO WOULGE???
BUG YURI
BUG YAOI
Bug Yaoi: "Hey, wanna do it?" "Yeah, sure." Bug Yuri: "Spider!!!!" "One shall stand. One shall fall." "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" "That's a question you should ask yourself wasp."
More than "here in the Southern Hemisphere we have inverted seasons :)" thing, which is TECHNICALLY true, I would go a step further and encourage to think about that "much of the world does not exactly has a spring-summer-fall-winter season sequence as they show in cartoons"
I will scream about this to anyone who listens forever. AUSTRALIA DOES NOT HAVE "ENGLISH SEASONS BUT BACKWARDS" and the insistence that it does creates a massive layer of alienation from the natural world.
I never really realised how much difference it makes until I went to England and realised that here the change of seasons is an obvious, visible, physical change in the world. Like, everything REALLY IS orange and foggy in autumn! In spring there are flowers EVERYWHERE, so much more than any other season, and the trees really do have all blossom and no leaves. Even if it doesn't snow, in winter there's frost all the time and the trees are bare and the sky is visibly greyer all the time. You don't need to be told "this date is the first day of spring", you can SEE IT (although this is getting way messier and less precise due to climate change).
By contrast, most places in Australia the seasons we're taught feel like arbitrary categories - and is it any surprise considering they're colonial constructs? Orange-leaved autumn and blossom-covered spring is a cartoon stereotype with no relevance on a continent where ALL NATIVE TREES ARE EVERGREEN!! Snowy winters are a joke in the desert, and even sunny summers don't ring particularly true considering that much of the country is in the tropics, where summer means monsoons - not that I've ever seen the concept that WE HAVE A MONSOON SEASON taught at an Australian school.
Most Indigenous nations around Australia had six or more seasons, revolving around wet and dry times as much as hot and cold, and marked by the appearances of certain native animals and flowers. Schools need to start teaching the real seasons, and explaining that climate cycles are too complex to generalise globally, or else we will keep raising generations who view the natural world as hostile and unpredictable and climate predictions as generally irrelevent and frequently wrong - and I'm sure I don't need to spell out why that's a problem in the era of climate crisis.
i want to add that 40% of the world's population lives in the tropics, and the 4 season model just doesn't make much sense for a lot of places in there. usually it's just the wet season/monsoon season and the dry season. it's often hot year round.
the 4 season model as you and i know it is a european invention, though 4 season models aren't unique to europe! most notably china has the same type of season subdivision.
in general the way humans define seasons is largely subjective and varies across cultures. the one you were taught is not at all universal!
Sorry for not posting so much chat, I've been uncharacteristically sane for a bit. As we all know the posting gland runs on fear and pain and I haven't felt either in a while.
my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better
Hi chat
I just wanted to say hi, I haven't said hi In a while. Goodnight chat.
every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife
We are not making the slightest difference in the spider population with a few thousand extra spiders but MORE SPIDERS YES YES
a wise woman once told me that the best question to ask someone when you meet them is if they would eat a bug for a dollar. it allows you to understand their values, priorities, and personality incredibly well while opening room for more conversation. she then took me to the aviary and we watched Face Off together. we are writing the remake where they are tgirls and it’s problematic yuri.
ur cool btw i liked your bug but please consider being payed next time. it is a bad business decision to eat a bug for free when you would eat a bug for a dollar
this is a beautiful story sorry for eating the bug for free, anyone who sees this is allowed to send me one (1) dolar though
I am owed many dollars for eating many bugs, but it's ok. You can pay me back in crickets. Just whisper my name to a bug you wish to send, it will find its way to me.
Fuck you pedestrians!!!!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this generation, you're a big enough schmuck to come to BIG TECH HELL'S CARS
Subscription services! Cars that turn off to update!
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