[wittgensteinsmister]

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

[running-with-toast]

I had to do this with my dad’s new girlfriend. That was our first meeting.

[ignisgayentia]

rogue one changed this scene forever for me

[90stvqueen]

the only vine that’s still funny is the one with nickelback that’s edited to say “look at this graph” like i think about that vine and i lose my shit

[metaphorically]

Every time I do it makes me laugh

[wannabeanimator]

REBLOG if you’re a villainous millennial who is plotting Lightning McQueen’s demise

[sixpenceee]

Pictures from the Obama Presidency

I love this picture of restaurant owner Scott Van Duzer giving Obama a bear hug in Florida. While not technically brilliant or beautiful, the photo shows a genuine moment of exuberance, and the look of shock on the face of the man on the far right is fantastic

Photograph: Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Image

Obama fist-bumps custodian Lawrence Lipscomb in the White House. Captured by official photographer Pete Souza, this was a moment of courtesy and camaraderie - informal and unscripted, trademarks of his presidency

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

Obama talks with his daughter Malia on the swing set outside the Oval Office. Obama has always found time for his family despite the demands on his time, and this is a real ‘dad moment’, symbolising the importance of their relationship

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

After meeting with Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, Obama mimics her ‘not impressed’ look. His jokey nature and willingness to make a fool of himself has been a large part of his appeal

Photograph: Pete Souza/The White House

[ladyflautist]

Going to miss Mr. Obama so much!

[youngavengervic]

I’m not even american and I already miss him

[cute-thangsss]

Nice post @sixpenceee

[lesbianvenom]

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

[sleepysatyr]

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

[lesbianvenom]

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

[audarcy]

[yellow-sub-zero]

[nomud-olde]

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[divineinfekted-deactivated20130]

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[d00egred-deactivated20221106]

FOOT BALL

[catbountry]

SNAKE? SNAKE!

SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

[u-ok]

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

[cryptidant]

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

[genaleah]

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[rachelgller]

#a secret genius

[onlytwitterpics]

[danmangan]

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[bruhdidas]

Twitter facebook stories wild

[skippitydippity]

listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go

[potc]

[andro-saurus]

I slammed the reblog button

[snaggletoothsmith]

[cosinuswave]

slide-effect:

emilyisobsessed:

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

I thought they were still talking about joe biden throughout

[continiouslyquestioning]

In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

[porkchoc]

Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"

I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."

And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."