Sarah.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[mrbiglong3000]

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[sloppystyle]

@frawgs

[frawgs]

simply not a force to be fucked with

[pomeranian2]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

[beany-bo-beany]

Is this what overthinking is like?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

[tinderventure]

💀

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[onlytwitterpics]

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

You know why your grandma had that plastic on her furniture?

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

You know why?

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Cause ya grandma was a squirter.

[tarynel]

I want you to log the fuck off

[wheatlev]

Horton hears somebody he used to know

[not-a-comedian]

do you ever regret drawing something

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

who would name their kid zoey 101 

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[santas-clauze]

[lizlybear]

[saintsoup]

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well