"pitbull bitch"

so welcome to the bandwagon of my own uncertainty? * sometimes 18+

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[meanplastic]

This is how white women talk to each other when they want each other DEAD

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201901]

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[getcultured-deactivated20201101]

Big dick energy

[acoustickub]

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[twitterlols]

today’s the day

[wallow]

fuck I posted this a day late

[borderline-bxtch]

Time is an illusion you fuck.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Let’s talk pet halloween costumes!

Hey guys, in case you didn’t notice by the giant insurgence of skeletons on your dash, it’s OCTOBER now. Which, of course, means we’re on the first day of the beloved month of Halloween. (This is a pro-spoopy blog, but I promise, I’ll never use that word again). And with Halloween comes costumes and with costumes comes the idea of putting our dogs in silly outfits.

Do you want to put your pet in a costume for Halloween? Great. Guess what? It’s time to start now! 

Here’s the thing. Most dogs are not a fan of clothes from the get-go. There are outliers who love to be dolled up (although often that’s thought to be because they’re tight, like thundershirts) but most dogs end up being either purposefully or accidentally conditioned to wear their outfits. You know the dogs that looks miserable in their costumes or try to run from them or just tear them to shreds? Those are the pets who got stuffed into it for the first time for the party. 

So here’s what you do: you buy a costume now, and you start training your dog that it’s the best thing in the world. Reward them for sniffing it or touching it or laying on it - leave it out for a while so they get used to it. And then start small - maybe put a boot on their foot (assuming they let you handle their feet - if your dog has issues with handling a body part, don’t put something on it). Reward them for tolerating it, and then take it off. Play that game a couple times a day with them in tiny increments. If you’ve got something that goes over their body, lift it up and encourage them to sniff it - then lure their head through the opening with a treat, and then take it off. Once you get it so they’re eagerly sticking their head through the neck for food, you can let it rest on them for a little bit. Same goes for securing it with velcro or snaps. Make sure you take it off of them again BEFORE the association gets negative! You want costume time to be the most exciting party they get to have. Once they’ll wear it, start with a small duration and then build up time they’re wearing it as you get closer to Halloween!

This way, your dog won’t be miserable on Halloween in his costume! If he’ll be at parties, think about other aspects like how to keep him out of food or keep his costume from getting stuck on stuff. If he goes trick-or-treating, make sure you can put his harness or leash on around the costume and that the costume doesn’t interefere with the gear. Get him used to walking around on it before the night! 

Have a safe and happy Halloween Month, everyone! 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

It’s that time again! Bringing this back.

It’s really important to consider if taking your pet somewhere on Halloween is appropriate, because this is a holiday that can be really stressful for them. Costumes on people can be really scary for dogs, and temperature considerations are relevant to all animals but especially small mammals and reptiles. Most of the food floating around on Halloween has the potential to make pets really sick, and if you’re partying or managing small children you may not have enough attention left to keep your pet safe.

What about pets and trick-or-treating? It’s also never a good idea to take dogs trick-or-treating because you don’t know the temperament of the animals living in the houses you approach - and more animals are likely to respond badly to another dog right on their doorstep on an already overwhelming night. If you’re putting out candy at your house, keep your dog or cat confined in one room for the duration (or at least gate off the entryway to your house). The last thing you want is a escaped pet, or your pet or a child getting injured by a bad reaction. If your dog is reactive to doorbells, consider providing a white noise machine or just taking them to the house of someone not taking trick-or-treaters for the night.

And last, always, always supervise your pet the entire time it is wearing a costume to prevent them getting hurt. If they get stuck due to a costume they can’t get out of, there’s a risk they’ll panic and hurt themselves in the process. As soon as your pet appears to no longer want to wear the costume, just take it off of them.

Happy Halloween month, y’all. Let’s involve our pets responsibly.

[haiku-robot]

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[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

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[lionkins]

[antique-scarecrow]

holy trinity

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

[pause for peep]

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[sluttyhozier]

[occupyfall-deactivated20181031]

i think we really need to add:

[joorogumo-deactivated20181215]

BITCH THAT FUCKING SECOND ONE

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

Visit Original Link

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[nero-neptune]

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

[pointedahead]

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

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4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

[ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed-dea]

you are falling off a very tall biulding

[voiceboss]

Fallout 1976

[everythingcanadian-archive]

An elevator ends up falling down a shaft with you in it in a superhero movie

[homosexualontheloose]

10. That pot brownie kicks in right as you start falling backwards onto the grass in the middle of an open field.

11. A slo-mo montage of a riot

12. You’re an eccentric (queer coded) villain in an action movie who’s dancing up to the tied up hero, about to explain your evil plan.