Ash

Pro-Noun Anti-Verb Freak Person Who Has An Opinion About Gasoline

[pornhb-com]

hey. @neurotypical-karen

why do you exist?

this is how they showed me a tumblr post they wanted to show me.

plz comment on the cleanliness of their feet as well.

[pornhb-com]

i just played among us for 2 hours and only got imposter twice. i got voted off the first time because some kid kept calling me the r word (because i told them not to call someone that, rookie mistake) then said it was me immediately (even though i hadn’t killed or shape shifted, this kid just hated me. called an emergency meeting too).

i kept playing for another whole hour before the second, it was me again. differently lobby. i walk into electrical. start faking a task. and a body in a fully different area gets called. someone says “it’s probably [me]” someone asked why and they said “lesbian flag”

I got voted off for being “too woke” because i don’t like the r word, then for being a lesbian.

can’t decide if this is a funny post or not

[pornhb-com]

Dont worry i liked your post

you’re the only one here who understands me 🫶

[pornhb-com]

idea:

bdsm setup, focus on one person in bed who is handcuffed to the bed, “i’m ready”

*focus shifts to the person who just handcuffed themself to the other bed in the room*

[pornhb-com]

hey guys why didn’t you like this one

[pornhb-com]

idea:

bdsm setup, focus on one person in bed who is handcuffed to the bed, “i’m ready”

*focus shifts to the person who just handcuffed themself to the other bed in the room*

[neurotypical-karen]

THERES ONE THING THAT MUSK MONEY CANT BUY AND ITS MY FUCKING STATE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

[pornhb-com]

[pornhb-com]

my beautiful partner just made me realise i am officially older than phil lester was when he and dan met in person for the first time. i broke down sobbing

[pornhb-com]

Pooopoooopeeepeeee

busy.

[pornhb-com]

it’s been almost 2 years and i still can’t stop thinking about the comment a woman i went to church with left on this post

[pornhb-com]

i think i would like women if they were real

[neurotypical-karen]

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

[neurotypical-karen]

You hate me for being virile and courageous enough to do things to plastic no other man can

[pornhb-com]

i’ve never reposted before so i hope i’m doing this right, but in case anyone was wondering what it is like to live with the motherfucker who is capable of creating something like this, i walked into our kitchen after we were getting ready for bed and found this. the fucking creature they are 🫶

their mind is something none of us can comprehend

[pornhb-com]

this is a threat against a public figure and can be held against me in a court of law