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GLaDOS: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #GLaDOS #mod rev

Wheatley: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

#portal 2 #wheatley #incorrect quotes #mod rev

Ray: Avenge my death...

Fact Core: You’re not dying, Ray.

Ray: AVENGE ME!

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #meet the cores #Harry101UK #ray #craig fact core #mod rev

Doug Rattmann: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Chell: All I asked was if you wanted a piece of cake-

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #chell #doug rattmann #mod rev

Chell, at the end of the game: You saved me. I owe you my life.

GLaDOS: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

#portal 2 #chell #GLaDOS #incorrect quotes #mod rev #im certain this one's been done before and if it HASNT #then im impressed

Fact Core: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Humor Core: Thank you!

Fact Core: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Humor Core: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #meet the cores #harry101uk #craig fact core #humor core #mod rev

Virgil: Let’s watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Virgil: And make out during the scary parts.

Rainbow Core: ...Th- the scary parts?

Rainbow Core: Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl??

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #meet the cores #portal stories: mel #ps:m #rainbow core #virgil maintenance core #mod rev

touyaloid

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extremely fast and shitty doodle based on this one quote by @portal-2-incorrect-quotes

#there he goes!#portal 2 #craig fact core #wheatley #corrupted cores #art tag #mod rev

9ortal

saw this and couldn't help myself

#amazing outstanding perfection i love it #portal 2 #art tag #rick adventure core #corrupted cores #mod rev

Glitchy: When I get murdered, can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Virgil: What?

Glitchy: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Virgil: Can we go back to the part when you said ‘when I get murdered’?

#portal 2 #corrupted cores #incorrect quotes #meet the cores #glitchy #virgil maintenance core #portal stories: mel #ps:m #mod rev

Wheatley: When will the clown sightings happen again? That was fun.

GLaDOS: Look in the mirror and they can start today.

#portal 2 #GLaDOS #wheatley #incorrect quotes #mod rev

Virgil, picking up the phone: What, Nigel, I’m very busy

Nigel: Do you think drinking 36 cans of citranium consecutively is going to give me heightened senses, or would I just die?

Virgil:

Virgil: I’m on my way.

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Rick: Somebody call an ambulance...

Rick, pulling out a gun: But not for me!

#portal 2 #corrupted cores #rick adventure core #incorrect quotes #mod rev

Virgil: What food group is honey in?

AEGIS: It’s categorized as raw meat by the FDA.

Virgil: What the fuck

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #portal stories: mel #ps:m #virgil maintenance core #AEGIS #mod rev

Chell: It’s locked.

Wheatley: Please, locks are my specialty!

Wheatley: [throws a brick through a window]

#portal 2 #incorrect quotes #wheatley #chell #mod rev

Wheatley: You two must be really good friends, huh?

Virgil and Rainbow Core: *gay silence*

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Rick: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Craig: You’re a hazard to society.

Nigel: And a coward. Do twenty.

#miss me?#hello im back for as long as i can think of new quote ideas bc i just relapsed into portal again #portal 2 #rick adventure core #craig fact core #nigel #aperture tag #corrupted cores #incorrect quotes #mod rev

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