Portland Heart

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[thedandyunderworld]

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

[lord-kitschener]

[unfesant-deactivated20230321]

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[heywowshutup]

My Uber is here

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[clvbpenguin]

[carlitos-guey]

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

bag of wees

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

weed

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

do not reblog this

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

I meant to say bag of weed

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[92bricks]

I’ma miss y’alls titties

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[depsidase]

[maxing-and-prolapsing]

[perrfectly]

“I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith, and that a soft landing is never guaranteed.”

— Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby (via perrfectly)

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[evilrashida]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[onlytwitterpics]