Lets talk... confessions! We recieved plenty of confessions through the week, lets hear them.
"I stole a snorunt from someone and they tried to get it back years later but it only recognized me so it came to me instead and they sobbed"
Ah this is... a hard one, isnt it? Well, we are missing information here, aren't we? Why did you steal it, are you a Team Rocket member? A justicer saving a pokemon from an abusive household? If I don't have that information, I cannot truly help you, and only feel sorry for this complicated situation you are showing us.
Lets go to the next one, maybe this one will have more information?
"i know what blowing up a cave feels like. tbh if i didn't get hurt so badly i would do it again"
Seems we got a confession from a miner! Well, I really can't blame you, can I? Unless it was illegal? Again, I dont hold that information, but I imagine it must be ectasy inducing...
"I gotta confess something... i like kind of love eating Kibble for Pokémon."
"like especially the Kibble for Fire Types. i mean its literally Spicy and has all of the Nutrients i need. i can't stop eating it. i dip it into salsa and then just eat it like other People eat Nachos."
And lastly they add "Is this abnormal?"
Well, I don't think its abnormal. Kibble is quite good from what I've tasted, otherwise pokemon wouldn't eat it, would they? I think you're fine, dear anonymous, and everyone listening that does the same, you're fine too ♪
And our last one! Lets see...
Ah, this one is in all caps. Let me appropiatly read it.
"AM I THE ASSHOLE IF I ALMOST KILLED MY CAPITALIST FATHER?"
"I. (3??tF) WOKE UP AND WAS BORN AND I SAW HIS PIECE OF SHIT GINGER HAIR WITH AN EGREGIOUS AMOUNT OF HAIR GEL AND I GOT SO PISSED I CAST TRI ATTACK ON HIM."
First of all, this isnt Reddit, and im most angry that you even consider comparing the two. I am a professional radio host, not your lame subreddit. I am a PROFESSIONAL, please.
Now, well, im most confused. You say you're three years old, and a pokemon, actually thats fine I don't have problems with sapient pokemon, they're all great, the ones I know. Apologies.
Now, if he is capitalistic, I don't see any problems with firing a tri attack on him, what can I say? no? I think you were in the right.
Thats all folks. Now lets go to some advertising, shall we? Well see eachother in a bit.
