Positive Emoceans

A Perfect Day for Bananafish

[cyborgsmanifesto]

things to do & see in nyc for under $30:

museum of modern art 

nyc rocky horror picture show

upright citizens brigade 

belvedere castle 

the metropolitan museum of art 

evolution store

dylan’s candy bar

strand book store

hidden subway station

see a burlesque show

museum of the moving image

babeland

brooklyn flea market

momofuku milk bar

go to a hookah bar

coney island

go to a spoken word/poetry reading

go see a free concert

union square green market

seen an independent film

st. paul’s chapel

see a show at the secret theater

grand central station & the whispering gallery

the pit improv

videology bar & screening room

the high line

get tickets to a tv show taping

central park zoo

cooking show & comedians

find a sample sale

new york botanical garden

guggenheim museum

sony wonder technology lab

american museum of natural history

s’mac

cipriani le specialita

nbc studio tour

the foot hall at the plaza hotel

fao schwarz

brooklyn heights promenade

big gay ice cream

forbidden planet

$20 shows at lincoln center

free weekly events in nyc

jane austen dances

nyc dumpling tour

the city reliquary

tea demonstration at urasenke chanoyu

take a 40 minute power nap at a spa

baconery

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[tinyteatattoo-deactivated201606]

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

[socalpeach]

courtney what the fuck

[petiteelfqueen-blog]

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

[redfingerfish]

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

[bogleech]

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

[monitorlizardappreciator]

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

[ever-so-plucky]

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE:

[albertbabycat]

[theslaybymic]

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[demoncyborg]

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

[pastasanta]

it is okay we understand

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[inthevicinity]

Sunny D taste like someone got challenged to make orange juice with no oranges

[nyokoko]

I didn’t even have a description for Sunny D until just now holy shit.

[mazelt0v]

exams would never be scheduled on christmas. no important sporting event would ever be played on easter. it’s about time that jewish holy days are given the same respect.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Exactly.

I should add that this isn’t limited to us Jews, either. In the past two years or so, both the Olympics and and the World Cup coincided with Ramadan, and a lot of Muslim athletes were left in the really shitty position of having to choose between either not fasting or putting their athletic performance at risk. If Christians had a fasting month, you bet your ass no sporting events would take place until it was over.

[votedami]

I am here for the Religious Solidarity movements.

[wanokokoro-japan]

[spiritgun-blog]

Reblog money luffy in the next 20 seconds or you’ll be broke for life

[adessodovesei]

[carebearpikachu]

THIS IS SO CALMING AND FUN

[notastr8k8]

friend-of-the-abc

[extrasad]

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills. It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood. It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away. It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays. It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)

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