Andy Obrien

[rngrn]

requested on twitter 

[vinstage]

[regibabi]

TROLLING 101

1.) Find a girl in a bar that you want the bar to know she is a slut.

2.) Type in “SLUT” in a text message.

3.) Use and emoji icon that points in her direction.

4.) Screen shot the text message.

5.) Zoom in and hold it above her without her knowing.

This also works with any others. Example: DOUCHÉ, GAY, 1-10 on a rating scale. Help your friends.

[scroturn]

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

[vintagemarlene]

elephants use the phone.

[confirmance]

*sips tea*

[irdefka]

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

ROTLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[amorverde]

*deletes your number and stops checking your horoscope to emphasize how dead to me you are*

[75orchids]

[decadentlullaby]

[sereza]

Bethesda presents: Fallout 4

[welcometoyouredoom]

[relahvant]

[poky]

that sentence was wild from start to finish

[saturgay-deactivated20130411]

romance

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[mpdrolet]

Cyrille de Vignemont

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When you realize you’re the only bottom in a threesome

[surprisebitch]

bowser and donkey kong look hung af, luigi better get his hole stretched especially if that ass is getting double penetrated

[pissdik-deactivated20160605]

how do i unread that

[blckcinema]

[phuckindope]

Facts. Follow Instagram.com/Phuckindxpe for Fa$hion.