Epeolatry.

Hi I’m Cassidy, I'm from NYC, and I probably like you. F.A.Q The Secret Door is presented by Safestyle UK Previously survivingmisha.

[post-potter-depression-blog]

me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[kit-harington]

[post-potter-depression-blog]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[bpdgooglesearches]

Is it possible to split on your cats

[post-potter-depression-blog]

Someone: *compliments my appearance*

Me: thank you for validating my entire existence

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[quotes-from-oitnb]

You can’t tell people to go and then blame them for leaving.

Yoga Jones (via quotes-from-oitnb)

[evacuate]

I’m so mad that Donald trump is real

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[bettedavisgf]

you know when you can feel yourself going into a depressive spiral but you were already in a depressive spiral so it’s like a double depressive spiral . cool

[o-geeze-o-heck-deactivated20190]

catch me in that depressive double helix

[staked]

[trans-hank-hill-deactivated2015]

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

[nunown]

that bear is naked

[dennys]

Ever get worried that all the egg shells used in the world have some kind of weird sci-fi style connection and at any point they can call out to each other and reconnect? Like, where do they all go? There must be thousands of tons of discarded egg shells out there. And do you worry that if they do call on each other, they do travel to reunite, that they may form some gargantuan egg shell monster and destroy us all for breaking their fine exoskeletons? Well, do you?

[post-potter-depression-blog]

Sometimes I forget how good denny's Tumblr is

[dennys]

What if a problem CAN'T be solved with eggs, did you consider that?

okay… that sounds fake but okay

[shewillfeatdrake]

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[exaltedchimera]

hang on

uhh

dennys

what are you playing

I–

–Denny’s just made me question my own objective existence while casually hinting the inner workings of Tumblr user dennys