Postercanons. Headpostercanons. You know.

This blog collects headcanons for The Posterchildren by Kitty Burroughs. Naturally, none of these should be considered canon and may even contradict each other. Believe them. Don't believe them. Make them fanon. Persuade Kitty to make them canon (be careful how you do this because we all like our High Overlord author to look kindly on us). Go crazy with your submissions, posterfans. run by visardist

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#1181

Roxanne and Sofia snuck the super magnificent 7 (and their plus ones) to a pride parade. Many antics were had, which included having to wrestle Maks away from a float and preventing him from performing in a “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” fashion.

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#1180

Somewhere around the end of their schooling, Ernest changes (or seriously considers changing) his moniker to Strongman, so that he, June and Maks will have a matched theme.

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#1179

Corbin used to steal Amira’s clothes to wear. Even after they were estranged there were still a couple of shirts in his closet that started out as hers.

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#1178

Embarassing baby photos of Ernest, Roz and Mal include a couple of pictures of the 3 of them naked in the same bathtub. In at least one of those they are clearly past toddlerhood. 

In their parents’ defense, it was the easiest way to deal with them after a day in the woods

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#1177

Corbin was mistaken for a transman at least once at a LGBT+ event.

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#1176

Two weeks after Corbin’s death, Marshal is out on a job and when he’s walking away the target is yelling profanity and he calls Marshal a fuckstick. Marshal holds it together long enough to get home but he spends the rest of the evening wracked with sobs because he’s never going to hear Corbin call him that again.

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#1175

Maks can twerk well due to his flexibility. June laughed when he demonstrated this, and Ernest was just confused.

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#1174

Ernest is nervous about flying even though he knows he would likely survive a plane crash.

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#1173

Though both Mal and Maks can’t sing to save their lives, when it comes time to sing around the flaming tiger bonfire, Mal declines, and Maks still sings for all to hear.

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#1172

Ellie has reoccurring dreams in which she is flying

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Due to IRL busyness, this blog is going on indefinite hiatus. You can still submit headcanons and they will be posted whenever we start up again.

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#1171

Roxy occasionally entertains the common interview request about her time as Champ. Only occasionally, and only after the interviewer has been thoroughly screened, because they too often veer into territory that hasn't been agreed upon, such as her family.

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#1170

Maks, even with all the things he's picked up from his friends, after a year, can still pack everything he considers important into one backpack.

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#1169

Cindy doesn't like flowers much. She doesn't have a pollen allergy, but most of the varieties on campus make her sneeze with strong scents.

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#1168

The Galán family Whatsapp group conversations largely consist of reassurances from Sofia or Estefania's side of their or their nearest loved ones' safety.

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#1167

Amira keeps a closer watch on Muslim students during Ramadan, especially if they're new to Maillardet's. She does her best to make sure they don't overextend themselves.

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#1166

Ellie occasionally has to play bouncer at her job, so bad customers tend to underestimate her until their ears ring.