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Painkillers are for the weak (which I am not)

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I will suck the dick of whoever at Maoam decided Football Edition Pinballs needed to exist. I am genuinely in heaven. I will, in return, kill whoever decided they needed to be limited edition.

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Atonia DevLog 1

- I lost access to the google doc :( but I got it back :D

- we outlined the structure of our game: 7 acts with day and night sections in each

- I made Wormely for our writer

(the worm in question)

- began work on the opening cut scene

- I have no idea what our programmer is doing but he seems to be having fun so Yay!

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Making a new game put good and cool and good!!!

It's gonna be called Atonia and imma keep youse updated as we (Xterna, remember that name!) create our masterpiece just to spite our friends who have shite ideas!!!

It contains such great creatures as this little guy!

Just you wait, people. Cause we're gonna wake the dead with this one!

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I got roped into helping one of my friends design a game.

The issue: she has also roped in a girl who cheated on one of my other best friends.

I'm gonna tear my fucking hair out I DON'T WANNAAAANANAMNBDKAVRKA

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Looking at my fursona and realising how fucked I am gonna be for air when I make him real

THIS FUCKER BARELY HAS A FACE! YOU COULD DRAW IT WITH 3 FUCKING CIRCLES!?!?! I'M ALREADY GONNA STUGGLE WITH VISIBILITY!!!!!!!?4:@)+£+_)@;_)@6'BS

But it's okay because he is my baby boy who does no wrong <3

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Blue and Yellow doodle because I got bored and have been meaning to draw them <3

Please be nice to me 🥺

Oh god I hate it I hate it I hate it auabgoabdoabfovaj

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!!! Deltas Rune spoilers but it's been nearly a month already so I can't be asked to put the split thingy !!!

Friendly reminder that, if Toriel does get taken next chapter, Kris has no one to go to except Carol.

There is no police chief to report the disappearances too. There is no dad to cry to when mom goes missing. There is no one home to close the door before the cats follow you in. Just Carol who we know has something definitely not particularly *nice* for the player and/or Kris planned.

That or we go to sans.

I really hope it's not fucking sans (but I kinda doooo.).

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MY STRAWBERRY BODY SHOP HAND CREAM BURST IN MY BAG AND IT WAS STILL GALF FULLLLLLLVDLAVTOWGSKABDKAHSJA

this was a travesty on an international scale. During my many years of survival in the hostile socio-economic climate, I have learnt to adapt to many a challenge. Despite this, I fear I will die of being a 'dry ass hoe' due to the unforeseen circumstances now upon us.

:(

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"I have never lied to you," says I, the lying man, from my castle built on lies and things that I swear aren't more lies.

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Like the remnants of a storm surge in the harsh sunlight of better days, I too will one day evaporate into the sky to be dispersed amongst the world and reused as something both equally destructive and yet immensely greater.

... I will also, one day (actually much sooner), probably cry over Yellow Deltarune because he is just like me FR FR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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is it too early to start making "Friend Inside Me" jokes about blue and yellow because of the whole thing they have going on...

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I love the colour orange. Too soft to be Red yet too harsh to be yellow: an ultimately awkward colour.

But it's my colour.

My favourite types of orange aren't even the typical musty shades that accompany autumn. No, I quite enjoy the plasticky, digital nature of the oranges found in the Dorfic Style that are often paired with stark whites to emphasise the vibrant nature of orange. I don't like it when people dull orange down to just another shade of brown.

Coincidentally, I wouldn't call myself a superfan of oranges as a type of fruit. They just never stood out to me. I appreciate orange juice to a degree however it has to have pulp (I don't understand orange juice 'lovers' who can't stand the pulp).

Blue is the most common favourite colour in the world. The running theory (as I understand it) behind that is that out brains equate the colour blue to clear water and skies- a better chance for safety/survival. Orange is very low on the list, just placing above yellow although I wouldn't put money on that information being necessarily true. Really, orange has it worse than yellow given the lack of things in orange as a whole. Yellow people have a much higher chance of getting the newest technology or a new figure or whatever in their colour, meanwhile I get lucky with a bronze and end up settling for red because bronze things that aren't done right look bad.

The vibrant Orange of Dorfic Technology is my favourite colour and I love that.

Everyone should have the freedom to choose their favourite colour down to the most specific memory they have of it. I wanna know about yours!

I wanna know about the specific reasons you like your favourite colour too.

For science (probably).

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Watching 4cvit's Bannerfall streams for the first time because I missed them when they first came out and HOLY FUCK WHY IS EVERY OTHER VOD 11 HOURS LONG??!??!? I GET THAT HE WAS DOING A SUBATHON BUT STILL!!!

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Even more Deltas Rune spoilersss

I loved Ralsei this chapter because he really reminded me of Prince Noyno from Deltarune Ribbit and I adore that game.

Stan hater Ralsei

(also Stan asshole Flowery because that twink may be annoying as hell but damn is he well written)

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Being an epic gamer and then remembering I have responsibilities :(

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Deltas rune spoilerss :D

TOBIAS FOXINGTON THE THIRD, YOU FUCK, LET ME TAKE THE LITTLE GAY MEN BACK WITH ME TO CASTLE TOWN!!!!!!!!

(I... I really like Yellow and Blue and I think they're so sweet and adorable and god I hope we see more content of them soon (pretty please))

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Sometimes I feel like a little homunculus in a tiny doll house playing dress up while the mean science people poke at me with needles and then I remember people die if they don't drink water and I go do that instead