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Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard
REGARDING ROCKY'S MOVEMENT AND HEALING EXERCISES (buckle up my beloveds)
All of this is speculation based on Andy Weir's informational document on Eridians.
I've seen some tags and comments and yes, the Eridian system is largely steam-hydraulic, AKA water state change, so Rocky's regimen isn't exactly due to 'muscle atrophy!'
🌟It's kind of worse, it's 'heart atrophy.'
Now, only major blood circulatory issues and injuries are healed during dormancy (sleep), since it's the only time the Hot Circulatory System is cool enough for the worker cells to survive and work in. This is actually what we saw in the book/movie in Rocky's case, during the Tauboeba Incident. That was a special case of healing. For the average eridian, regular sickness and superficial injuries are healed by exercising to move the blood flow along, as opposed to humans resting/ sleeping to recover!
Eridians have two separate blood systems (both containing tens of thousands of blood vessels) :
HCS (hot circulatory system): Thermal insulator, 310 C
ACS (ambient circulatory system.): Contains all the regular worker cells.
And two types of muscles:
Skeletal muscles: The eridian muscles, spongey, full of expandable vesicles that each have a small amount of liquid water in them. Surrounded and interspersed with HCS and ACS capillaries. Performs the main macroscopic movement.
Micromuscles: Valves in the blood vessels that control the blood flow, exists inside the bloodstream. They are powered by microelectric charge from the bloodstream.
How does the hydraulic system work?
The HCS vessels flows and heats up the miniscule amounts of water contained in the structures of the skeletal muscles into a gas, which expands the vesicles. This state change results in ACTION and MOVEMENT.
Flexing: HCS heats up to expand (via steam) and ACS vessels constrict
Relaxing: HCS constricts and lowers the heat back to normal body temperature, steam returns to water, ACS vessels return to normal
Water has a different boiling point under different atmosphereic pressure, so due to long-term exposure to the much lower atmospheric pressure of the hail mary (and 0 pressure for space in general), it's the circulatory systems that go out of whack.
Then what Eridian organs are weakened in space?
Eridians have 5 hearts, each near the major joint of the leg. They not only pump blood along the limbs, but metals that alternate through the body to create a steady electrical charge (energy) for the micromuscles.
Rocky's hearts are the actual organs that are weakening. they're used to pumping the heavy mercury under Erid's intense atmospheric pressure, so they are definitely affected by the gravitational difference in space.
When the hearts weaken, so does the blood flow that maintains the energy required to power the micromuscles, which control the blood flow, which is required for heating water for expanding vescicles.
How would surgery work for inorganic body parts?
They get a soldering iron and go at it /j
Haven’t figured that part out yet (I’m figuring it out as I’m writing this lol). There’s definitely labs where they breed new worker cells to synthesize the inorganic compounds required for the part that needs repair, but the complexity of the reattachment process would take a hell lot of work, especially if it’s fine internal capillaries. Maybe they crack ‘em open like a lobster boil, fix the problem, and reassemble them. While keeping the brain functioning and alive and staving off the automatic worker cell reaction to the intrusion of surgery. Good luck doctors!
TLDR: Eridian muscles require state change, which is affected by different atmospheric pressure. Eridians exercise to heal in general, but Rocky's regimen is mainly cardiovascular exercises, reintroducing the circulatory system to the atmospheric and gravitational pressure on Erid.
Grace's regimen is focused on his muscular system!
Perhaps most importantly, Rocky's exercises also look like human exercises because I think it looks cute! 'tis all :))
Outing Part 1/2
Kidnaps you from the hospital so we can hang out
Text:
Page 1
Adrian: Get in losers, we’re going shopping
Page 2
(Adrian to Grace): retrofitted lights and clear xenonite last month so you can see outside. (Grace to Adrian) that's incredible! I wonder if any of your world's creatures have light receptors? If they do would they be attracted to the light?
Rocky: psst, Adrian
Adrian: Yes, dear?
Rocky: An Asrgestes??? Not that this isn’t insanely cool, but since when could we afford an Argestes?
Adrian: Built this from scratch. Just one of the many century-long projects to distract from the existential dread.
(Cont.) Besides, now that you’re back, we can actually afford like two more ships, and another guiding for Grace if we want.
Rocky: holy fuck
NEW FRIEND LORE I REPEAT NEW FUCKING FRIEND LORE
You get this dialogue if:
You've defeated Pink
You got the egg
You got hit by Red Friend
Just wanted to add this moreso for myself as future reference. This post from the deltarune subreddit breaks down this dialogue quite well I think:
Of course don't take this as gospel or anything but it's very interesting!
A lot of media these days wants to be The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and the thing is that The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny already exists and would not be improved by realistic cgi and three hours of lore and self-aware smirking.
Disney wants SO BAD to have a moment where Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all come out of nowhere lightning fast and kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass but they can't. They will NEVER have that moment. So instead we're just going to have Avengers Lego Pixar Princesses crossovers forever.
Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid
moomin cup Norway Miku. this makes less sense if you don't have those in your country and/or they aren't an essential part of your national identity /hj
Norwegian Miku in Haugesund bunad : ) left drawing is a parody of Theodor Kittelsen's painting Kvitebjørn kong Valemon
I have been losing it all evening with the Eridian Welcoming Committee comics, so I decided to try my hand at one.
@justcakethanks thank you for the template and for the laughs!
Low effort art? Project Hail Mary? Linguistic errors? My three current hyperfixations all in one place?
Had to use @justcakethanks template for myself
okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂
butter
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eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
please, dear audience, fill this out. for science
dead sober at the function telling anyone who will listen about how every character in project hail mary loved so deeply that it saved the universe
nigel farage resigning to reset the clock on his financial investigation & prove his mandate has backfired spectacularly. he's about to spend weeks of his life battling for his political career one on one against a man with a bin on his head. and he might lose. this is why we play the game.
for the non-british, i gotta tell you about this because it's a beautiful reality
nigel farage is, if you're blissfully unfamiliar, a pissbaby who wants to ride on the trump playbook into power. his party, filling the power vacuum of the dying conservative party, has gained a worrying degree of popularity in a very short time, despite spending most of his time getting 'milkshaked'.
it'd be funny if it wasn't scary. the conservative party, which has been the shitty right-wing party of the uk since the beginnings of its weird as shit democracy, is on the precipice of collapse, and into that gap has come farage with the 'reform' party. it's far-right and it's currently very popular and it's very very fragile. nigel farage is its sole face. it requires him to function and without him the movement has no establishment figurehead.
so. farage is a member of parliament (you basically need to be one to be a prime minister) who's eyeing the PM job in a couple years. he's got a non-zero chance of making that happen. but his party has to survive to the finish line, and he needs to be an MP to make it happen.
this situation became tenuous for him when it turned out he'd been taking millions of pounds of mysterious backhanders juuust before he was elected from, primarily, a crypto billionaire and a man named 'posh george'. all in all he pocketed £5 million for fully unclear purposes. you're supposed to declare anything above £300 received in the last 12 months when you get elected to parliament. you see the issue.
so there's a parliamentary investigation going on, and how is farage to stop such a thing? well...
at a time where his position is tenuous, he can stop the clock, make every news cycle about him, and reinvigorate his base and mandate by resigning, triggering a local election, and then standing in that election. in his area no party stands a chance of being the One True Opposition against him; they'd just split all the votes amongst each other and farage comes out on top having tamped down the whole 'millions of dollars of ??? money' thing. genius, thinks farage.
seeing that it's a fool's errand, though, no party has taken the bait. everyone has allowed him to run unopposed.
except this guy.
this is count binface. his entire career is being The Guy Who Stands In Elections. if the prime minister's local election is getting contested, he's there.
nigel farage is in a one-on-one battle for his political future, and the future of his party, against someone he never thought he'd be directly pitted against, and who now, if he remains the sole other candidate, controls the narrative for the next few weeks of his life. it's Farage v Binface.
what does binface stand for, though? is he just a guy with a bin on his head? well, he's got strong opinions on stuff. here's his manifesto from when he ran for mayor of london:
the only thing that really remains consistent between his manifestos is the hand dryer thing. it's fair enough.
all this to say. it's a non-zero chance that, with a single unity candidate against farage, people just say 'fuck it' and tick count binface on the ballot.
and now nigel farage and his team have to stay up at night sweating about it.
sweet dreams.
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