Gerald postmodernism

Butt ass naked listening to Halloween sound effects

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Brushing your teeth before a dentist appointment is like doing the reading before class

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Free my man butter doing life in the box

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I get so gay off that coca cola

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Americans explaining Rodin: so imagine a burgher

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Back then they didn’t even call it the silver screen they just called it the screen

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When the whole house mad

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Saying 9/11 in an airport is like saying macbeth in a theater

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Opening a bar called “The Hangout” and all of the drink names are hanging out with friends themed

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Los angeles is if a salad became a city

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To me, dominick is just a christmas donkey

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This was his Les Demoiselles d’Avignon

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Thanksgiving cousin death march

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All plants are variations of grass

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Niche 18th century ppl were on 8 year old mozart before anyone else

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Being an RA is crazy because i have to write up people for having a Coca Cola Freestyle machine in their dorm room

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You met me after my bart simpson

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Record scratches in the 60s are wifi pauses today