the kind of boy you shove in a locker (sexual)

mick, 19, bi transfag. nsft side account.

[postmodern-blowjob]

intro

WARNING;

! THIS IS AN NSFT BLOG. IF YOU'RE UNDER THE AGE OF 18/DON'T HAVE ANY INDICATION OF AGE ANYWHERE ON YOUR PROFILE, I AM GONNA BLOCK YOU.

- NON SEXUAL STUFF ABOUT ME

? mick/pomo, 19 y/o bi ace spec trans guy (3+ years on t). he/they but i really dont care that much. audhd and bipolar and some other crazy shit. not exclusively t4t but thats mostly what i post.

- ALSO..

i’m a college student (history major)

my timezone is EST

i have a bunch of weird chronic pain shit going on.

things i like: photography/videography, playing bass, collecting cds, going to shows, writing, fm radio stuff, listening to music (!!!!!), watching movies, comic books (batman and daredevil are my favorites), video games.

movies i like a lot: fight club, batman forever + batman 89 + batman 66, donnie darko, the thing, snatch, lupin the third: castle of cagliostro, seven samurai, the battle of algiers, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, princess mononoke, goodfellas, yojimbo, the first two indiana jones movies, sinners

music i like: the three bands that constantly war for my top spot are thursday, mcr, and fall out boy (yes i know. don’t make fun of me ill cry). i also really like:

minor threat, sunny day real estate, circa survive, talking heads, fugazi, l.s dunes, oingo boingo, saves the day, queens of the stone age, cursive, harvey danger, circa survive, taking back sunday, gorilla biscuits, depeche mode, dead kennedys, chiodos, x-ray spex, system of a down, rites of spring, gang of four, say anything, weezer, agent orange, nirvana . um a lot more also this is just off the top of my head

- SEXUAL STUFF ABOUT ME + BOUNDARIES

? sub-leaning switch and total slut

(i’ll work on this later)

- ALSO..

? open asks + dms!!! send me literally whatever. be as nasty as you want

i mean that literally. you can send whatever you want. say whatever gross shit comes to mind! send unsolicited pics! i am genuinely fine with that.

or if you want, just talk about random shit. tell me what you had for breakfast or something. send me a picture of your dog. i literally mean do whatever you want.

my pleasepraiseme: https://pleasepraise.me/postmodernblowjob

Send anonymous, flirty praise kink messages to your friends.

? my list of kinks is a separate post: #here is pomo’s kink list

original posts: #pomopost / asks: #pomoask / reblog: #pomorb

[ho3hologram]

The "it's too big" to squirting on it pipeline

[postmodern-blowjob]

Could you do something nice for me again? I've got this nice, heavy bulge pressing against my jockstrap and I think it deserves some attention. It would be nice to have a face to nuzzle against it or a warm, wet mouth to press around it. If u want

hello anon !!! and yeah i would be more than be willing to do something nice for you again 😵‍💫 i’d love to rub my face against your bulge like a dumb pup, or id never be able to resist mouthing at it and sucking you through your jockstrap…..

[pr1v4t3-3y3s]

they should make teleportation devices for tumblr mutuals, really unfair that we haven't done that already

[postmodern-blowjob]

okay i did not know that i actually filled all my internship hours until the person managing my internship messaged like twenty minutes ago like “hey congratulations it’s your last day of work!!!” so. guess who’s hashtag #unemployed again

[postmodern-blowjob]

once again i am locked the fuck out at work . part of it is probably because i am tired but it’s also bc my brain has not gotten the message that no it is not Puppy Time right now i have to be a normal adult and do work . but my brain is stuck in Puppy Time.

my weird mood stuff and shitty stupid brain fog and sleepiness today is probably because of weird hormone stuff bc that happens like the day before my t shot and day of my t shot usually it’s probably something to do with hormone levels and my body being weird. but guahh it’s still annoying

[pr1v4t3-3y3s]

happy tummy tuesdayy

im sooo in love with this shirt im so glad i grabbed it !!!! also!!! look at that! my happy trail is coming back!! hooray! not at it's full power but it's getting there!

[pvppyyaoi]

being forced into subspace is so good actually. turn me into your dumb dog whenever you want, make me mindless and pliable for you

[postmodern-blowjob]

i’m in literally the best mood ever today i’m going to be like kicking my feet and giggling all day

[fluffmothy]

Reblog if you'd slut yourself out to tumblr mutuals

[dumb-manwhore]

Being a switch is fun bc one moment I wanna gag and sputter while I'm being told to take it like a good boy and the next I want a pretty little thing begging for my cum in its mouth

[postmodern-blowjob]

I know your intro post says sub leaning.. but I can never tell what role you imagine playing in any of your posts/reposts because it DOES say switch… but anyway I wanted to tell you that scrolling your blog has made me such a desperate puppy.. grinding and whining and my pup parts are so hard…

-(can I claim ☠️ as an anon?)

hello anon !! and yes, you can claim that

my secret is that the answer is often both . a lot of stuff i rb is stuff i both would like to do and would like done to me. i doooo tend to lean sub but theres a lot of things im into both ways.

but it’s real fucking cute that scrolling through my blog is getting you so desperate c: would love to let you hump your hard puppy parts on my thigh. maybe make you tell me exactly what’s been getting you this worked up. what’ve you been thinking about me doing to you?

ugh anon now you’ve got me hard while i’m at work

[postmodern-blowjob]

i’m so totally Locked Out at work today i’m like vibrating with excitement that i get to Talk To Mutual later. would you guys recommend euthanasia

[urbrotherlover]

You guys get more upset about a CNC kink than actual rape

-from a rape victim

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

if youre a true ally of trans guys you should offer to help us out with our ungodly high sex drives

[mattsundaes]

in this house we respect the “we shouldn’t be doing this” to dry humping to wet messy pussyjob to “fuck it” creampies pipeline.

[question-mark06]

Love them sensitive