"Well I Tried"-My LIfe Story

Hi this is Danny. Stay lit fam. Stay street |-/

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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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Howdy!

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I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

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Boing, boing

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ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

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How to get laid

Step one:

Any questions?

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When you bring your partner over, make sure you have a romantic set up, example:

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Make them coffee in the morning

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Studies show that people are more open to romance after a good meal. Spoil your paramour with only the most exclusive of cuisines.

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It’s also very important to shower beforehand too!! Keep yourself smelling fresh for your mate!

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The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

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The scene of a murder.

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Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm

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*slams reblog*

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Klezmer dolphins.

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I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

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The one dancing and flailing at the end

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Malcolm: [at the hospital] We kind of have a history here.

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when you make a new good looking friend

but really you just plottin on the booty

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Death battle