last night i had the strangest dream of all

🍸certified glass muncher🍸 he/him 🇵🇸 free palestine 🇵🇸 Pfp is a jeweled guitar by Nina Miller (from the O Street Museum in Washington DC)

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

i’m dorian (or dori), and my pronouns are he/him

i post blinkies kinda frequently! if you like them and want to use them for your blog, you don’t need to ask for permission! credit would be appreciated (tag my blog or something) but it isn’t necessary! and if you’re having trouble saving the animations just dm me and i can try to send them to you some other way

interact if you want idc. if i realize i hate you then i’ll just block you i guess.

man i had a whole list of things about me here but honestly? if you’re curious about my interests and shit you can absolutely just ask and i will very likely answer. if i don’t like a question then i’m not gonna humiliate the asker on my blog, so y’all really don’t need to stress. it’s like small talk but fun i guess

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

this year has been insane wdym i just got to spend over an hour trying to walk home from school because a sewage pipe burst and flooded the street in front of it and i didn’t want to wait for the bus

[roycohn]

quickly, think of a vine!!! ok, was it...

this bitch empty....YEET

look at alllllllll these chickens

i said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe

road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane TORTILLA

back at it at the krispy kreme

FRE SHA VOCADO

and they were ROOMMATES

I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

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[shopwitchvamp]

Well that's already my way of life

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

SATS RELEASED HOLY SHITTTTTTT. imo i did pretty good and i’m definitely not retaking them. math scores were ehhh but my english scores were pretty fucking good so it all evens out in the end

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[theacridstackrid]

SUMER TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!

[walmart-the-official]

What the FUCK is good copper

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

had zoom classes until 8 today and NOBODY TOLD ME TO EAT DINER so i just did nothing in my room until TEN THIRTY. EHY IS IT TEN THIRTY. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

[dat-physics-gal]

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tanyth-overanalyzing-shit]

This is more of me yapping than necessarily overanalyzing, but I have a little bit I'd like to say about Mellow Dear Us:

I've seen some people saying Bubble Gum Dance is too cutesy or that they wanted mdu to be more mature. However, maybe I just am the US audience, but I think its important to note their original audience was the US, not Japan.

Mellow Addiction has a lot of video game-y effects in the instrumental, and definitely has the vibes of an old arcade. Arcades are definitely a pretty big thing pulled on in US media when it comes to nostalgia.

Bubble Gum Dance continues this nostalgic vibe with the candy store thing. Candy stores are an attraction, at least here in the midwest, and there's just a vibe to it. Especially when you look at malls, which used to be a big thing to hang out at (back when they weren't over priced garbage and supported loitering-)

Also when you look at the outfits, it's genuinely just very 90s-00s. Neon and mix and match patterns and over accessorizing and just being noticeable.

idk if my point is getting across here but I don't really think Bubble Gum Dance feels that outlandish for mdu since they've been set up to incorporate western culture.

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

knights hyperfixtation is hitting me hard after the new climax event so here’s my handmade felt doll and bag display

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

IM GRADUATING EARLY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

just quit all my extracurricular activities! feeling great! people really should quit things more

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

[jumpscart]

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contradict each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[pnglove]

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