sad person

emotionless sarcastic piece of potatochip

[limit]

[potat0chip]

‼️

[love-personal]

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[vacantness-blog]

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[sugarburger]

I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends

the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to

the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M GONNA COME PISS IN YOUR KEYBOARD

[sweet-montage]

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

[mermecha]

Petition for someone to fuck me as hard as 2014 did

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

[trackmark]

*reflection walks away*

[bob-belcher]

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

[thebipaular]

Some people don’t know how it feels like to wake up everyday and tell yourself that everything’s gonna be okay when you know that its not.

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[mirror]

Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon

[emotionxlshawty]

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

i’m not like most girls… i’m not a girl. stop misgendering me

[unbeliefs-deactivated20180212]

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

[wordsbydominic]

He wasn’t my boyfriend, but he was something. Someone who made a positive impact on my life regardless of the negative. He changed my perspective for the better and made me who I am in this very second. I appreciate, cherish, and thank him for it; and I will for this life and into any life that may come.

(via wwalaakongmasabi)